anthonyfellows

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  1. You could sell your sperm. Do you know how many women are out there that probably would love to have a baby skittles running around the house? Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  2. Why in the world would anyone want to be getting into a relationship that ties you down all of the time when you're still in your 20's? Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  3. What's the going rate for an overweight gigolo these days? Bad economy ... We're not making as much as we used to. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  4. The only thing I dont like about my curve is that when I have had a few drinks i seem to drop it a lot. But it still works so that is a plus... I have a friend of mine who, when he was shopping for a new blackberry a few years ago, the salesman told him that they were very tough and that you could drive a car over it in the driveway and it would still work. He promptly took his brand new pager out, and ran it over, just to see if he was bullshitting or not. It still worked! i just saw what happens to an IPhone when dropped. The thing shatters.. And the lesson that we have learned today is ... Take care of your belongings Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  5. WTH? Where is the iPhone? Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  6. Should I have said wine instead of beer? Either works as long as it has alcohol in it Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  7. Mailed on Friday. You might find something yummy in yours, Deedy Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  8. You forgot your clicky... Maybe I wanted to see if you were on your game?? OK, not really. Busted!! Damn!!! i did have a few minutes to kill on this very busy work day I am having... really i have been busy all day but the last 30 minutes.. I know ... I'm feeling neglected again, because I've only been poked twice Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  9. Blackmail!!!!!!!!!! Now this is why I'm glad I busted out of there early. LOL .. Well busting out early didn't really get you out of anything that one could use to blackmail you Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  10. Well I didn't say anything because I forgot about them the entire weekend. Those would have been good while I was nice and intoxicated Saturday night. Looks like you got some though, right? Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  11. Wish you would have reminded me. Those damn thin mints were in the tent the entire weekend and I didn't think of them once. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  12. I think you'd be a runner up as a beer bitch... YES!!!! what are you saying yes about... Because he is a runner up beer bitch and I am a beer bitch plus aka the ultimate beer bitch ... See how that works? What do you think? :P Edited to add ... And I have already proven my skills, so that pretty much puts me on top. Or if you want to be on top, we could work that out too :P that, my friends, requires a high five indeed hahaha Dude, how drunk and/or stoned are you? I'm not drunk or stoned :) I am working on my first Twisted Iced Tea though ... Gotta love that stuff! Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  13. I think you'd be a runner up as a beer bitch... YES!!!! what are you saying yes about... Because he is a runner up beer bitch and I am a beer bitch plus aka the ultimate beer bitch ... See how that works? What do you think? :P Edited to add ... And I have already proven my skills, so that pretty much puts me on top. Or if you want to be on top, we could work that out too :P that, my friends, requires a high five indeed hahaha Thank you, Thank you Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  14. I think you'd be a runner up as a beer bitch... YES!!!! what are you saying yes about... Because he is a runner up beer bitch and I am a beer bitch plus aka the ultimate beer bitch ... See how that works? What do you think? :P Edited to add ... And I have already proven my skills, so that pretty much puts me on top. Or if you want to be on top, we could work that out too :P Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  15. I think you'd be a runner up as a beer bitch... YES!!!! Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  16. Seriously? Wasn't I the ultimate beer bitch? LOL How could I ever be replaced? Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  17. Way to go Spence ... Insult the "fucking truckers" Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  18. Why do you want a CB radio? If you're really interested in two way radio communication, get an amateur radio license. You might also check your state law on possession of a police radio. Most states won't allow you to have it in your car unless there is a specific purpose for it. The exemptions are defined in the state legislative code. In many states, an fcc licensed amateur radio operator is one of those exemptions. As for the installation ... there is an online forum called batlabs (http://www.batlabs.com) that has a wealth of that type of information. Most of it pertains to Motorola radio equipment, but there is also a lot of general information there. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  19. Women like that exist? Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  20. One of them would have to be - dangle one of your thongs in front of his face. He's almost guaranteed to grab it and put it on. Whereas I would just make TEA! O M G I've never heard THAT one before!!! What, pussy-flavored tea? Hmmm ... How about brewing me up a batch of that Karen? Well, there's a catch. You've got to have it fresh out of the pot. Let it sit a little too long, it starts to smell, and taste like stale seafood. Oh, so this is nothing like making sun tea? Completely different process? Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  21. One of them would have to be - dangle one of your thongs in front of his face. He's almost guaranteed to grab it and put it on. Whereas I would just make TEA! O M G I've never heard THAT one before!!! What, pussy-flavored tea? Hmmm ... How about brewing me up a batch of that Karen? Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  22. Yes, Yes ... That is quite the funny story Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  23. Personally I would finish up my work and connect your laptop to a projector so that everyone can enjoy the porn. Those girls would probably get so excited that they would be asking you for a hot cup of ... well not coffee Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  24. That pizza guy was hot in his round thick glasses, huh Deedy? I'll bet he would have spanked you! Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs