skittles_of_SDC

Question: Do you Euro folk do the bowling talk when you think someone isn't cut out for skydiving? I'm making condescending comments on youtube but there is no point if they wont get it.

Think about it dude puff the magic dragon. It should be pretty obvious. If you don't get it go rent a copy of "Meet the Parents" then you'll get it.

no, you are the idiot. Heck, you felt it was necessary to hid your identity by making another dz.com and basejumper.com account. Are we 4? And for some reason you thought it was only relevant for wingsuits, not just any merchandise oversees. Many WS websites mention potential customs fees. Heck I know some vendors have a shipping option where they take care of the fees. You never thought about researching shipping internationally? I worry what else you don't research and think everyone else should know about. Did you know they have sales tax too in the US? Look at a receipt.Toll roads make you pay for them.. Who ever knew that!?! They never told me when I took that turn! I mean wtf! .. ya know what go ahead and continue to skydive and (potentially) base jump. Just pls dont fly a wingsuit. we already have enough people that try to kill me. I believe in darwinism. More power to you. QED. Hey DSE can you let us know who's IPs match up to this account and their other account? You'll have fun when I show up to the CSC wingsuit weekend then.

This thread has gotten way off topic. It's about what you can do when you aren't using it in the way most people are alluding to. Ya'll disgust me.

That's why I'm always wearing my sunglasses. Same. One time while I was down at ASU I was walking back to my dorm from class and I saw this guy I knew with this hot ass chick. I was pretty much staring at her. I get back to my dorm and about an hour later he's over at the dorm (he was my roommates friend). He says to me 'dude, you were checking out that girl haaaard'. I was like 'How the hell'd you know?'. Turns out I forgot I had on glasses with easy to see through lenses.

Like I've told others, come to summerfest. Seems like a lot of you are hoping to get lucky at Summerfest... we just may have to rename it Fuckfest. They're the ones saying they need a lay. I am simply offering my services. Because I'm a gentleman like that.

What?!?! Stop because the sun was coming up?!?! Pretty sure she just didn't wanna be seen with me.

Like I've told others, come to summerfest.

1001 ... love it... can't get enough of it... yeah I'm a freak, so what? I haven't had any in ... too long ... O Come to Summerfest... Umm .... I'm going to be there, Thursday - Sunday; (no joke) ... O This thread just keeps getting better and better.

You're welcome. I know you wish it was you, but that doesn't make it so.

1001 ... love it... can't get enough of it... yeah I'm a freak, so what? I haven't had any in ... too long ... O Come to Summerfest...

My philosophy on sex can be summed up by one phrase. "Ride 'em hard and put 'em away wet." Best sex I've had was definitely a 100. It was this older chick, she was hot and god did she know how to fuck. We had to stop though cause the sun was coming up.

I can't think of anything better than GOOD sex. I give it a 100 as long as I'm into the guy and it's fun... Hell, I've had some freaking amazingly vivid sex dreams the last few nights that I'd rate a 100+. You're welcome. As much as I love you Skittles you weren't the object of my lust in the dream. Don't you know denial is unhealthy.

That's some funny shit.

I can't think of anything better than GOOD sex. I give it a 100 as long as I'm into the guy and it's fun... Hell, I've had some freaking amazingly vivid sex dreams the last few nights that I'd rate a 100+. You're welcome.

Not even bacon?

Bad sex. [shudder]

C'mon lets get this thing going. New topic. On a scale of 10-100, 10 being amazing and 100 being the greatest thing in the known universe what would you rate sex?

I'm trying to make it somewhat believeable. I should just post a real personal ad of yours. I'm sure I would get hundreds of outraged women.

sorry, can't say I've ever gotten an STD. Closest I've ever gotten to a rash on my junk is razor burn.

You know how it goes. Trying to find the girl of my dreams. Seriously, throw some stuff in that I can use. Stuff that would either really bother you or that guys have said that made you think 'what a pig!'.

Talk about anything related to sex that you want to. It's been awhile since we've had a good sex thread. Plus we need to liven this place up, the bonfire has been just plain boring as of late...

Hey, I never said I didn't like the BBC. I simply said the ugliness of wheelie rubbish bins in one town don't count as world news.

What??? You're friends with V-B and not with me? Now you've really hurt my feelings ... O Awww...

he probably doesnt like elvis much either.. I love Elvis. His music was great. Plus when my hair gets long people say it looks like Elvis' (especially the burns).