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    my new

    Leapinglizardto replied to GaryRay's topic in The Bonfire

    Finally. Beautiful rig Gary you weren't kidding. Well worth the wait huh? Congrats.
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    I think it's one of those.. LOOK AT ME! things. sad. kinda sad. Nope you thought wrong Don. It's a good thing you don't get paid to think here! sad. don kinda sad.
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    Yawn... Reading your posts... oh wait I don't read your posts unless I've run out of my mind. (1st Congrats on becoming an AFFI! ) Nah no delete or ban. I surrender! I'd do it myself but I don't want to piss the heavens off again. This Fucking hurts. Never mind didn't know it came with a curse. Not the 1st time. Won't be the last. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
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    No but I may end up with a severe head injury when she sees this! Pay back's a bitch! Edit to add: Fortunately I have an 8 hour head start before she even reads it! That & Whaaaa whaaaa Wildcard doesn't like my post my life is ruined. Alas how will I EVER recover from this heartache? Whaaa whaaa ! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
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    Ok ok jee'zus. Wow it didn't take long for god & guilt to punish me for trying to mess with You. Owwie Dammit! Protected by eternal divine intervention are we? You could have warned me! That F*cking hurt! YOU WIN I GIVE UP! I SWEAR! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
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    LOL True! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
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    good one! Or Robert Blake outside a resturant with the gun he "forgot'inside the resturant! hey this might be interesting after all. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
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    THAT ain't right DAMMIT! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
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    ~LMAO! ~MUAH~Thank YOU LISA! You not gonna call louDiamond on me are ya! No Skwish I be gud! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
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    I doubt that one becomes a transvestite ballroom dancer overnight ROTFLMFAO! Holy Sh*t! You guys are too god damn funny these last 2 days! You, billy, spense, porpoishead. OMG You've torn up every single friggin thread in the bonfire non-stop all day long! I logged out for an hour & my belly's still killing me! from laugh so hard all day! We should pay you for this! I swear the moon must be 'stuck' on the full position. I'm a-skeered Should I even look in the other threads to see what else you've been up to or done in the last hour? Stirring the pot again? Almost like a trainwreck I know I shouldn't look but now I have to! My tummy's already killing me so what the hell! Thanks Boys!
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    I think this fool needed THIS PAGE! from that same site. oh never mind that's right too late. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
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    Just cuz the kid is don't mean Billy ain't I'm just saying.... LMFAO Hey? Is that you Billy? So you were a little pervert from the begining with nothing but kinky things on your mind even way back then huh? It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
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    LMAO Billy where do you FIND all this stuff? It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
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    LMAO! Yeah up until I read that I felt pretty young, just dancing around the 0 mark myself! But now my back hurts & I just remembered I have to pick up my new walker at the med-co, on my way to Ruby Tuesday's tonight. $#%& ! Dammit sonny when I was ur age... I usta....blah blah blah It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
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    COOL ! I'm there Tuna! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
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    Quote"He is the best in-game pilot ever!" I have to argue with that.. how can he be the best if I did not step down..
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    Thanks a lot Aggiedave. That certainly killed my good mood! I'd haul off & slap you, but I don't have the energy. I didn't take my geritol today & I really need another nap right now. > Tonight's old folks 'earlybird special' night at Ruby Tuesday's & checkers in the park. party time. Ouch that hurt. > It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
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    Which one, man? Which one? You know how you are boys and so do we. You 'ride coach' & take the Slut on short frequent one way trips with short 'Lay-overs' to the cheaper destinations. And then you 'ride first class', with the Virgin on the Long distance-round trip to the more expensive 'holiday getaways' year after year until... The time comes when the Virgin cuts back on traveling to the more exotic destinations & no longer flies you where you really want to go. Then you sneak-out every now & then for a quick flight to exotic destinations, riding 'Business Class' on the Slut. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
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    It would probably wash me, turtlespeed, bolas and god knows who else right out... LMAO A-huh, I'd be washed up right along side some of my favorite dizzy.com PWFT mentors! I'd no longer quailify for up & coming 'newbie post whore-f*cktard' status. Of my 832 posts to date. It'd be a miracle if I had 132 of them left! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
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    I wonder how many user posts it would eradicate if the mods fed it to the Dizzy.com server... probably 1/2 of the Bonfire & SC forums. Poof gone! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
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    LMFAO! OUTSTANDING! VERY GOOD MIKEY... It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
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    Yup! Who? Do we know them? Are they famous? Um 1st let me ask just how armor like is that shell of yours? Oh what the hell!... Yes dizzy.com famous midgets...Guppie & Tmiracle... r'uh r'oh ! > Skymama Billvon Quade Help! HIDE ME! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
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    That's some powerful & funny SHIT! Good lord who the hell needs 3-3packs of that stuff! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
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    Nothing like stirring the pot every now & then. He he. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
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    LMFAO Billy thanks for sharing! So that's how it is 'eh? I wonder who's name it was she called out during the 1st round that made him slap her around like that in between rounds. If we translate that squealing at the end from Turtle to English...What he's actually saying to her = 'WHAT'S MY NAME BITCH...SAY MY NAME... SAY MY NAME! That's right SAY IT AGAIN, SAY IT AGAIN...Oww Yeah... Ahhh...YEAH...WHOooo'S YO' DADDY BITCH?' LOL It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak