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  1. Leapinglizardto
    Old enough to drink, fly & sign a binding contract...but young enough that... mine (Boobies) are still nice & firm, gravity resistant & fun to play with. Now that I just got all excited about them while replying here, I have to play with them. + Same age range as the other 100's of dizzy.com posters that call 'em boobies. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  2. Leapinglizardto
    Old hag, we're about the same age? So what's that make you Mr. Post whoring with wild exaggerations, of my 'package size' & I STILL CAN'T GET LAID! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  3. Leapinglizardto
    That's the wisest thing you have ever posted. My vacation starts in 2 days. I might even come back here afterwards. Have you gotten somebody to take over your moderation duties? I nominate Billy as interim Mod Sounds like an approval to me. IF, you close one eye, turn your head to the right 47 & 1/2°, & look at it under the influence of, high quality narcotics & a head injury... There you go Billy, you are the Honorary Bonfire Mod in skymama's absence! Post whoring Fucktards... take your mark... get set... Run amuck fucktards! God help us all! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  4. Leapinglizardto
    Oh yeah well............ I um don't have a good enough come-back for that so.............. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  5. Leapinglizardto
    BITE your - um typing fingers in this case I quess.! And un-say that! I'm grounded for at least 2 more weeks & would give anything to be, ~ FLYING ~ between now & then. HAND OVER THE 'NO LONGER A WHUFFO CARD' RIGHT NOW YOUNG MAN! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  6. Leapinglizardto
    Reposts OH HELL NO. Thread one through 99 would be about boobies. (size, shape, real/not, ....) then one thread about beer and sammiches It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  7. Leapinglizardto
    "Which dz.com troll is most annoying?" ~ ME! ~ Beat you to it ! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  8. Leapinglizardto
    No way that was too quick & short. Its on like autopilot or something we're safe to continue running amuck. This is going to get interesting when the morphine kicks in. Fasten your seat belts! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  9. Leapinglizardto
    That's the wisest thing you have ever posted. My vacation starts in 2 days. I might even come back here afterwards. H*LY SH*T She really did go and leave us with out a moderator in the Bonfire. Wow this place will be completely run amuck by this afternoon. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  10. Leapinglizardto
    LMFAO ~CLASSIC~ It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  11. Leapinglizardto
    LMFAO ~ WOW, good come-back, I ... I...dammit I'm speechless... all I got is... It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  12. Leapinglizardto
    Oh, you're right. I just reviewed them. It was the camera man who was swaying like drunkard. My apologies. So do you still have the nun & Margret Thatcher Dominatrix outfits or not? It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  13. Leapinglizardto
    Oh so you were just as shocked as the rest of us, when those drunken, raunchy sex videos of you surfaced on the internet? Do you still have that nun outfit? It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  14. Leapinglizardto
    Hasn't been laid in a while & probably because he can't keep a SECRET! [laugh ] It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  15. Leapinglizardto
    Poses as an official 'boobie-augmentation' consultant, in order to get more views of 'Northern Exposure'. I guess when you hit a certain age you get a little more creative. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
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    motion-notion 2nded. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  17. Leapinglizardto
    That is funny i did not mention that i present the bids personally. I have someone i pay to do that. But go ahead a play you guys normal game of " you cant spell you are an ignorant conservative" You have no clue about buis. so speak only on your experties " liberaL LIES" I will put my gross income against yours any day.......... I DIDNT THINK SO!!!!!!! who is ignorant know??????? Try comenting one the topic not my spelling....... Ignorant liberals never seem to amaze me Our mistake. Maybe the sub-contractor decisions were based on, Who had the 'better overall Attitude' ? It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  18. Leapinglizardto
    um, let me see. By 'show of hands' please how many others have NOT experienced an Obamagasm? 1...2...3....any others? No? No, there are 3 others, GeeDub'ya, Dick Cheney and Con-Rice...a possible 4th, but we couldn't get McCain to stop making googly-eyes at Obama, long enough to get him to understand the question & vote. ? I can't imagine him getting through the phrase 'We the people' without cocking it up. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
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    It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
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    LMFAO! come on squeak, I almost tore my stitches on that one. a few already pulled from the infection & swelling. Easy sweetie, they don't come out until Mon or Tues. Easy! Or at least warn me before you do that.
  21. Leapinglizardto
    Hell yes! I'd vote for the pooch myself! At least they are forever loyal, & smart enough to NOT 'shit where the eat' more often than most politicians. (they usually have less fleas too) It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  22. Leapinglizardto
    I'm not telling! You'll have to find out for yourself by sampling the 'goods'! «checking fridge for whipping cream & 'accessories closet' for toys» It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  23. Leapinglizardto
    Say it isn't so! hmm, careful there, that could earn you a cyber 'Smack-Down' & 30+ days 'vaction' from You know who! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  24. Leapinglizardto
    Heard of it? I worship 'IT'! So... ~How You Doin'?~ It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  25. Leapinglizardto
    Oh good, so you've already seen THIS & realize it's the only other sensible place, on the planet to live. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak