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  1. jumpergirl
    A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I can't serve you." The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy." Get it?? Fun guy... fungi...
  2. jumpergirl
    I don't think people are understanding your request...
  3. jumpergirl
    BUMP and update after going through the thread again...
  4. jumpergirl
    Nope... nu-uh... we'll talk later.
  5. jumpergirl
    Clicky Fixed your clicky, Honey
  6. jumpergirl
    That's funny!
  7. jumpergirl
    Try here or here. There are TONS of threads about this...
  8. jumpergirl
    Ditto... I wear mine on the first three, too.
  9. jumpergirl
    DAMMIT!!!!!!!! When will this monster DIE!?!?!?!? DAN!!!!!!!!!!!! I am going to kick your ass so hard when I see you - don't let me forget!!!!!
  10. jumpergirl
    Oh my goodness me too!! And this damn thread just won't DIE!!!!!! DIE DAMMIT DIE!!!!
  11. jumpergirl
    Oops... my fault!
  12. jumpergirl
    What in the world are you still doing up at this hour???? Shouldn't you be sleeping and plannning more devious things to do to those poor helicopter pilots????
  13. jumpergirl
    Oh God save us!!!
  14. jumpergirl
    It's not my problem how they feel. That's the line of work they choose. If they don't like it, find another job. They are circling over you to protect the others who might be flying by. No one wants to see that thing. Put it away.
  15. jumpergirl
    I don't pack because I don't have to... beside, I don't like it. You think you don't backslide, but how would you know? You don't have the experience to make that kind of decision for yourself. You haven't been saving the world. You've been over there laying out naked to upset the helicopter pilots. You think they like it??????
  16. jumpergirl
    I was just going to say that!!!!!! It's already outside "the box." And Dan, I totally disagree with your theory. It's just gross.
  17. jumpergirl
    Cutaway
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  19. jumpergirl
    Shows how much you know! I don't pack!! That's why we have packers at the dz. If I do backslide when we jump together it's only to get away from your no-flying white ass. What the hell would you know at 106 jumps? How long has it been since you jumped?? Huh?? You've probably forgetten everything except to scream like a little girl when the door opens. (But you know I still love you)
  20. jumpergirl
    And I thought Kelel01's description was gross....
  21. jumpergirl
    My rig does NOT have white. And you wouldn't know a backslide if it slid into you!!
  22. jumpergirl
    That was AFTER I told you that I don't like your rig and you have low jump numbers!! I left YOU for someone with a better looking rig and more than 10 times as many jumps!!
  23. jumpergirl
    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! That's not exactly what I meant... but I did tell you that you have to be able to accept and equally dish out large amounts of sexual harassment.
  24. jumpergirl
    I've thought about what you've done, Dan, and I have to make it clear that we are totally through. I can't go on with a relationship with you if these are the posts you are going to make about me. You are just plain mean. Funny, but mean.
  25. jumpergirl
    Apparently I'm a little slow and I didn't get your reply.