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doing his sister Marie...
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They paid $27 for a $25 room, a difference of $2, which ended up in the bellboy's pocket. There is no missing dollar.
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The Burmese National Monster Dick Synchronized Wheelbarrow Drill Team gets in some final practice before the big parade.
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His virginity still intact, Bolas completed his nuptial skydive dressed in pure white...
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Shit, it's my LZ in the Amazon from 2K!
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Black widows like to live in dark, undisturbed sites. One place they can be found is in the dark region under the boards in pit latrines commonly found in state campgrounds. If a man decides to take a sit on one of the empty holes his parts may well dangle down a bit. To a hungry black widow they might look like truffles from heaven. Hence, a not uncommon site for black widow spider bites seen in the ER is on the male genitalia! That could give you nightmares for a year! So shine your flashlight down into the empty three-holer before having a sit, or crap standing over the hole eastern european style!
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I like the Texas flag. However, if the HOA board were to grant you an approval, then for sure some nutburger would want to put Che Guevara's likeness or the Cuban flag or whatever on their garage, and would demand equal approval.
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FFM only. There's no swordfighting in my fantasy
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Magnificant blue footed boobie you have! Any finch pix to go along with it?
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I have what might be a dumb question. I am new to this sport and have recently started my AFF. I also happened to be at Elsinore on 21 Jun. When doing a pre-jump rig inspection, I note that the silver D reserve handle is attached to the reserve cable only by a little swaged on ball. This just doesn't look very substantial. I would hate to pull my silver for the first time some day and find I have a hand full of handle and the reserve remains in the container. Getting my teeth on the cable and pulling under those circumstances doesn't seem a pleasant solution. Is it possible that the silver could be attached more securely, or is this little swaged on ball one strong mother?
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Berchtesgaden, Germany. No prettier place on the planet. I had the pleasure of living there for 2 years while in the US Army.
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YOU......talkin' to ME?
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being shot out of a cannon sucks
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The second pix looks like freakin' David Cassidy!
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I finally got my ass back to the DZ to continue my AFF training. I was waiting to be manifested for my level 2 jump when an accident occured and an experienced male jumper died. To say that it was an appalling tragedy is an understatement. For a variety of reasons I didn't end up jumping today when operations resumed. I plan on returning on vacation in a week or so. Knowledge and execution of emergency procedures and thorough prejump equipment inspection are things I intend to never take lightly.
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I can understand manscaping. Waxing the johnson and surrounding areas sounds too outrageous.......unless, can you go to a salon and get a swedish salon girl to do the waxing?
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Ditto what Skymama asked. Tell us about the breakaway.
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Had I known there were fire ants on the LZ, I would have worn long pants!
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If you scratch my shell in the right spot, my hind leg will start moving
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I think I ruptured a testicle
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I'm thinking this 80ft canopy was a bad idea
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Too bad you missed last year. I've been on the pyro crew for about ten years, and last year was our most kick-ass show ever. This years show has some new product and should be great. Thanks for posting the info web site. See you there if you show this year!
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I do fireworks shows, including the upcoming Redlands, CA show. The daylight highlite of that show every year is a group of skydivers jumping into the crowded Ted Runner Stadium at the University of Redlands. They come up from Perris. I'm curious which of you DZ.com denizens are going to, or have made that jump? You are some crazy, swooping maniacs! If any of you that are going to jump want a behind the scenes tour of the pyro, send me a pm. If anybody wants to see an incredible swooping display into a crowded football stadium, and a world class fireworks show, you ought to head up to Redlands on the 4th.