Brains

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  1. I don't believe you You must post a pic so i know you actually wore one, i know i did, here is proof Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
  2. Hey Ron, I think that i finally realized that i was heading down the wrong path when i stopped caring about trying to be the best and competing. I started to skydive for ME! Then i just wanted to relax, have fun, and enjoy my weekends. Then, i went on a freefly jump with IMGR2, i watched him transition from hd to sit and back effortlessly right in front of me. I realized that there was so much i didn't know and i wanted to learn as much as possible. I wanted to be free and not turn points, and fly in all different positions. Bryan will forever be my friend for helping to straighten me out.(pun intended) He has also helped me repeatedly with my canopy control and hp landings. I recently downsized again and he talked with me about it to hear my goals and what i wanted to accomplish with this new canopy. He keeps me in line and i thank him for it. This was not meant to bash belly fliers, it could very easily happen the other way around.
  3. They shipped dave off to granbury for the weekend, they didn't want 41 to get sick on the ride to altitude. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
  4. Fantastic line. I couldn't agree more, that is why i stopped doing them. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
  5. Oh no. what did you do turtle?? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
  6. Not so much when you search for who has the most posts on dz.com. It suddenly all makes sense. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
  7. yeah, McGyver could take out those CSI pussies anyway. Of course i don't know if he could take on Sunny hmmmm, better re-think this Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
  8. Maybe this will cheer her up if not, well i will have to dig into my "SPECIAL" picture folder. is she into chicks by any chance?? Oh yeah, i stole this pic from Slappie. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
  9. I think she ran out of room Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
  10. I think a larger box like a hat box or something would be more than adequate. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
  11. Ah, who does? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
  12. Mom lives in Mass. I see her once a year but i am planning on going to visit her this year. My dad lives about 10 minutes from me and he works right next door to where i work. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
  13. who had such a small penis he would always run around naked he would bound still no one could say they had seen his Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
  14. oh oh, i forgot to sign in. message coming at ya sunny. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
  15. absolutely! They got sand at skydive AZ right?? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
  16. my happy thought: Drink in my hand, toes in the sand. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
  17. Brains

    Dz traditions

    That happens in TX too. Ask Kevin922 about leaving his video camera laying around one time in Houston. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
  18. More limericks like this will cause my post whoring to come to a pause I shall go and kill a kitten and hope that i am not smitten for thinking of things that have paws ok i'm through for a while. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
  19. Cause they forgot to sew a loop inside the sleeves for my swoop cords Mr Ferrell is taking care of me and promised to have it back out the same day he gets it. I love good customer service. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
  20. You got it tough, what dz is it you live on?? I got a new camera jacket in the mail from flitesuit, but i had to send it back Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
  21. I prefer those creatures to be slick It is much more fun to lick with fur in the way it could ruin your whole day especially with a small dick Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
  22. Tis limericks you desire seekfun It is too early and i have none I am not jumping this week different adventures i seek I shall shoot furry creatures with my gun Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
  23. Excellent point John, i wouldn't have jumped with him anymore either. I have heard that he is completely different and even a pretty damn good coach now. Hey TT, try somewhere different, hell, i'll jump with ya.
  24. Lets not hijack this thread, it is for jake. AND I'LL BE WHATEVER YOU WANT BABY Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
  25. Brains

    FYI

    That is exactly what i was thinking when i saw the pic. I figured it had to be a joke since unless you are a citizen of Mexico, you cannot BUY property there. You can however sign a 99 year LEASE Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.