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  1. years ago chris martin gave me a pro dytter that had a cracked battery cover. i emailed l&b to see about ordering a replacement. literally within minutes i got a return email asking for my address. in a day or two a new cover and several sets of batteries showed up in my mail box. they do rock. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  2. now if billy has to watch his shoulders on exit. i bet i'd look like toothpaste coming out of a tube trying to get out of it i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  3. I have been meaning to get up to sdc for several years now. I have allways heard good thing about the place. I'm gonna try to make it happen this next summer. but tent camping for a month in november in chicago. bring your thermals sounds a little chilly to me but hey some people do the polar bear club thing to each his own i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  4. maybe learn to sign. " fuck you billy" i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  5. one year at archway. right after the famous shooting a a luby's cafeteria in texas. I went as a " hapless diner" bloody bullet holes. a knife and fork and a napkin. some people were offended. I don't know why. the the too soon thing i guess. it had happened like the week b4 i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  6. SHIT! why oh why couldn't this happen on thur or fri this week oh well gotta work you guys have fun i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  7. that was sweet video the cameraman was backflying awesome. haven't seen the rider deploy off the horses back before. nice. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  8. duck duck goose. no fucking duck. i call duck i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  9. I have both a 190 tri and a 190 old school sabre. I love flying the sabre but on occasion over the years the opening have been less than desirable I have a lot fewer jumps on the tri but the opening are sweeeeeet. but i have yet to find the sweet spot on the flare though. anyone think the storm would give me tri openings and sabre zippy flight and flare????? i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  10. I don't know if it was broadcast in h/d or not. the footage looked great on my non high def tv though. look on the w/s forum there is a link to it online. maybe high def there???? don't know don't have a high def t.v. don't care. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  11. i posted this in the w/s forum. I got it saved in the tivo. sweet footage. if anyone wants a copy.
  12. not to be a smart ass .but.... don't smile in free fall . keeping your mouth closed is a good thing on this one. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  13. yes sir tight and petite is good I have done the rodeo thing w/o a wingsuit a bunch. I need to get in a few w/s rodeo's here in the near future. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  14. I just got in from work and saw it was on in my tivo guide. their is a damn football game on now. hope the show the whole show after the game. but... more likely they will " join our regularly scheduled show already in progress" i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  15. a nair reverse mowhawk is the worst. you wake up with it and hair all over your pillow. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  16. way to humm it dude i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  17. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  18. keithbar

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    the classic true grit. bad guy " that's bold talk for a one eyed fat man" john wayne in reply ' "fill your hand you son of a bitch" i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  19. afaik I was on marvin's last jump. at chris's memorial boogie in tullahoma. he had already sold his gear. and after the jump with borrowed gear he layed his jumpsuit over one of the benches and said " I'm done anyone this fits can have it" and walked away. it was a sad day for many me included.. i hold out hope marvin may return one day. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  20. I miss marvin's boogie's i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  21. hell i never said i didn't think it would be tough. I've tried several out of both casa's and skyvan's and haven't had a successfull one yet. just wondering if anyone on here had pulled it off. and if they had any tips to share. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  22. I also have my own ball it's not purple. but i use it all the time. as a packing weight i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  23. I got the " bowling speech " when on student status. back in the early 80's but i also used up the alphabet on static lines so i richly deserved it. but the same cute litte chick who delivered it to me was also my 1st rw pin and 1st kiss pass on the same jump. so it was all good in the end.
  24. who has a w/s at the farm? hoping to bring a farm virgin and fellow w/s pilot down to the farm over next weekend and was wondering if we could build a flock bigger than the 2 ways we have been doing? anyone up for it? i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .