keithbar

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  1. Don't ever try to drink him under the table. He'll win every time. table? there's a table?what table? where's the table?zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  2. it worked fine for me for several hundred jumps. EXCEPT! this was back in the " wing war" days. and I'm a big guy now and was a big guy then. so i had the biggest baggiest largest. wing silly suit they made. and i could track off from a formation and sit up and dump. and that hot dog pilot chute would hop off my back and fall back in my burble. and lay there till impact if i had let it. every time. got in the habit of siting up. grabbing. turning and deploying on my side i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  3. " skies call" I have all three. and I'm in # three i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  4. hey looking for the guy how jumped out of the balloon with me at fitz when i about broke my fool neck. he had a protec on. wondering if you want a copy of the video. pm me if you do. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  5. (kids in the hall reference) he never used to have any difficulty getting the salt. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  6. wasn't it in one of the skies call books? i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  7. still hurts like a hell. but at least its just a yelling pain at this point. instead of the screaming pain I was enduring last fri night. I swear would have killed an ordinary man. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  8. + 1 for sure. peet shoe dryer is the shit. I've been using them for 20 yrs i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  9. yeah i mean i was able to deal with the half a dozen line twists and spinning like a bitch. but when i got out of those I was like FUCK! now what. do I chop it now? but it was controlable so i just gingerly flew it to the ground i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  10. it was a storm 190. I'm 250 plus all day long. so? w/l 1.4? I was gonna try a pulse 190. but they talked me into the storm. i really think whoever packed it b4 me did something like letting the slider get away from the stops or something. i wrote it off as " my dumb ass fault for not repacking it" but then hooking my canopy back up with a step thru I don't know what to say about that. those little bags they have to keep the demo canopy's in are supposed to be made to prevent that right? i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  11. yeah I'm sure it will be awhile till I'm painfree. that opening would have killed an ordinary man good thing ( in my best russian accent ) " I'm strong like bull" i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  12. great to meet all you guys. I would have hung out and partied more if I didn't get a broken neck i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  13. you know someone who want's to do a tandem? i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  14. gravity still works the same. I went 7 years one time. floated the exit turned 16 points i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  15. one time at tull fast eddie pied peanut. it was epic. took peanut clean off his feet. left a perfect peanur profile in the bottom of the pie pan i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  16. If you show up I'll buy you a beer. and a jump! i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  17. keithbar

    The Farm Rocks!

    bummer well i'm loading the rental camper now. heading out in the a.m. I make a jump for ya i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  18. ...superfly PARACHUTE! ! monkey..... i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  19. keithbar

    The Farm Rocks!

    yes the farm does rock. and btw. you gonna be at fitz? were gonna be rocking the farm otter. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  20. I'm working on bring a few skydivers with me. none of them have boobies worth looking at though as for the beer they sell it in fitz. and i bringing lots of cash! i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  21. soooo.... what kind of bottles should superfly parachute monkey buy for his 1st. ??? suggestions anyone? i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  22. so iso 200. auto or sports mode. burst mode on or off whatever you prefer. natural color? and how do you set a default setting so you don't have to set the camera up every time you turn it on? thanks in advance......blues keith i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  23. superfly parachute MONKEY! i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .