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Since I'm having a Smitty's tonight, I'll say Ale. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
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There aint no bones or rib in that shit! What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
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AN-2 What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
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So I think West Asians are all about the bush! That's why I like dating Brazilians! Oh god who said furries! those people are strange! Yeah we dress up to dry hump....WTF! Who are you to judge?!? Some people like to get their rocks off with bald hairy creepy persian guys, but you don't see the rest of us WTF'ing THAT, do ya? What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
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What did her boyfriend have to say? What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
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I would drive 1000 miles to Oklahoma City for:
Heatmiser replied to decompresion's topic in The Bonfire
THAT should have been the top option. I drove over 1000 miles to OKC for a job. It's the location of the FAA's training school for ATC, controller boot camp, if you will. I've also been there a few other times for various FAA schools over the years. I don't like the tornadoes, the red dirt or the ice storms and what I saw as a lack of good brew pubs. I do like the people there though. I thought they were very nice, even if I grew up in Texas. Next time you're around we'll hit Tapwerks or the like. Okies are starting to figure out what beer is.... What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama -
Is Troll Patrol Funks, or his little spoon lover...
Heatmiser replied to Heatmiser's topic in The Bonfire
With the recent resurgence of Funks posts, I thought I'd ask! What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama -
Yeah Shah, I would forgive. I have forgiven. Wrongs most would say make what you're going through trivial, (not that it is). Carrying hatred for her ONLY does you harm, in reality, she couldn't give a shit. Forgive. When hatred wells back up, forgive again. Eventually, the pain lessens, you heal. Or you can carry around that burden like an ass carrying a load to heavy for it, and it WILL crush you. You can't forgive yourself in the middle of this, unless you forgive her, because it took BOTH of you to make the situation. That'll be 150, and I'll see you next week. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
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Sorry, I thought I saw "Going down on Abbey". Carry on What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
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Try a version of this. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
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A lot of slabs in the U.S. are poured on a bed of Masonry Sand. Just saying. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
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Microwave. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
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QuoteJust saw this on the Los Angeles Times web site. Could someone please make it a clicky http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-skydiving-deaths-20120222,0,4607144.story?track=rss What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
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Careful, you may give Bigun a heart attack! What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
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So does this one! What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
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thebunnyranch.com maybe nsfw Golfball through a garden hose, bro. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
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Is Hottamally's soulmate Gonzalesna? absolutely! What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
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Once upon a time there was a one-legged man and his loyal dog Neo Sporran. He went to Wok his dog at a chinese opium den filled with New York Giants, when out of the haze there suddenly came a glowing fart! The giant turtle that farted screamed "STOP! Hammer time!" Meanwhile, climbing aboard the space shuttle, the door gunner took his best shot, and unfortunately had an LSD flash back. He kept hearing very loud voices saying "STOP! HAmmer Time!" But they would not listen. Meanwhile, back in the den, the linebacker who held the match sat thinking about sulfur, but he realized that it wasn't the match or the turtle, it was the zebra! The zebra kept wondering why he kept seeing men in skirts and gold chained nipple clamps, singing Cher songs from the 70's. In an attempt to regain his sanity, the zebra ran to his local subway restaraunt, where he promptly ordered a foot long chicken mayo with onion, tomato, lettuce, chili, olives, peppers and honey and mustard sauce, after which he proceeded to the local morgue to pick up his laundry. When he got to the morgue, he made the horrifying discovery that his laundry had been used to dress a corpse which was sent to mythbusters for an experiment about one legged men on pogo sticks. The zebra went to the set of mythbusters and ate his sammich. The linebacker knew what he had to do. He went to the liquor store and bought a handle of 151. He set his mind on drinking until he couldn't feel feelings anymore. He was heartbroken. "That zebra has not seen the last of me. I will make him pay for farting on the plane again!" exclaimed the linebacker. So the linebacker went searching for the zebra. The first place he decided to look was at Airtwardo's house, knowing his affection towards horses. Unfortunately, he found only clydesdales. So he went to The Farm, knowing the zebra would most likely mistake the dropzone for a legitimate farm. It wasn't a farm though, it was a brothel that performed Tijuana donkey shows with What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
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If you woke up next to the poster above you...
Heatmiser replied to jumpingjunkie09's topic in The Bonfire
What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama -
Once upon a time there was a one-legged man and his loyal dog Neo Sporin. He went to Wok his dog at a chinese opium den filled with New York Giants, when out of the haze there suddenly came a glowing fart! The giant turtle that farted screamed "STOP! Hammer time!" Meanwhile, climbing aboard the space shuttle, the door gunner took his best shot, and unfortunately had an LSD flash back. He kept hearing very loud voices saying "STOP! HAmmer Time!" But they would not listen. Meanwhile, back in the den, the linebacker who held the match sat thinking about sulfur, but he realized that it wasn't the match or the turtle, it was the zebra! The zebra kept wondering What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
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Once upon a time there was a one-legged man and his loyal dog Neo Sporin. He went to Wok his dog at a chinese opium den filled with New York Giants, when out of the haze there suddenly came a glowing fart! The giant turtle that farted screamed "STOP! Hammer time!" Meanwhile, climbing aboard the space shuttle, What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
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Once upon a time there was a one-legged man and his loyal dog Neo Sporin. He went to Wok his dog at a chinese opium den filled with New York Giants, when out of the haze there suddenly came a glowing fart! The giant turtle that farted screamed What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
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I thought that was UNLV's mascot? Edit- dammit Mike, you beat me to it What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
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Don't know where you are, but here in Oklahoma, that would be a negative, ghost rider. The attorney in my CC class said that showing, or even touching you're weapon is brandishing. It doesn't come into play unless I am in immanent danger of grievous bodily harm. If I have time to draw my weapon, but not fire it, then the threat wasn't immanent. Just my 2nd hand experience, and as you well know, I only played a lawyer on t.v.. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
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Note that it was kallend that specifically brought up guns and abortion, thank you. He brought up abortions, you brought up guns. (I wonder if you'll now deny it just because it was me who pointed it out?) WTF did you read post #2? Yep. I also read post #1. Did you? Yep, no reference specifically to guns. What is the full name of the Brady campaign? I see what you mean now about it being you who brought it up. Now you kids settle down back there, or I'm gonna pull this car over! What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama