-
Content
2,163 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Never -
Feedback
0%
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Calendar
Dropzones
Gear
Articles
Fatalities
Stolen
Indoor
Help
Downloads
Gallery
Blogs
Store
Videos
Classifieds
Everything posted by Heatmiser
-
"Local skydiver was mauled by a bear today, witnesses say he was masturbating in woods using honey as a lubricant on a dare..." What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
-
That link says they are closed permanently What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
-
But, but, it looks like a boomerang! What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
-
Nah, I'll take a tendon from Rameses. Then it'll just smell like salt. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
-
Someones gotta make it interesting. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
-
I mean, you guys have been around long enough, you should be running the joint. Then again, who's to say you don't What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
-
What's the point of you riding the super charged crotch rocket you ride when you could be on a Yamaha 250? Plenty of guys have been scraped off the road from riding a bike that was too much for them. Same mentality. You would probably tell some guy that has a few months riding that jumping on that Hayabusa isn't smart, but that won't prevent the experienced riders from tearing it up with one. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
-
Is it deafness if you've only lost the frequencies that your wife puts out when she's upset? What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
-
25000 posts, you'd think he'd have it down, and have the job! What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
-
What's that? Off me, I'm done? What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
-
I was naked. That would probably have something to do with the negative outcome What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
-
I told my wife to get her ass in the kitchen and get me a sammich and a beer, and she told my to pull my head outa my ass and get it my self. That stuff only works for some guys. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
-
Chocolate covered pretzels are AWESOME! I mean, think about it, its sweet, AND salty! What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
-
Little salt, you got snot jerky! What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
-
British Thermal Units? What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
-
Would have been a Buddhist, but he's older, so Buddha had to be a Popsist. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
-
Maybe you don't want to use the smiley when speaking of the oozing puss coming from Andy Copeland's penis. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
-
Happy Birthday!
-
Good morning all!
-
Does the world REALLY move away from Chuck Norris when he does a pushup? I mean, really? What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
-
You'd be suprised. The beast can wake up pretty quickly, "Maybe I can handle that elliptical," or "I didn't hurt myself when I jumped that smaller size." These thoughts start working their way in, you see the swoopers having so much fun on their sub 100's, lots of smart people have talked themselves into smaller, less forgiving canopies. It's hard for me to say, "I want to learn to swoop one day, but I can't short cut experience." We are a fast food nation. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
-
Good friend of mine has a saying," I may be hung like a tic-tac, but I've got a 6 inch tounge and can breathe through my ears" What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
-
It's a scam! Fuck, I wonder if I can freeze my accounts before they steal all 24 dollars I got in there! What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
-
Banesanura calls it a handle! What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
-
I'm almost 32 and I can't grow a beard. I have bare patches. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama