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    My hair hasn't always been long, there, missie. At the time, there was this thing called AR 670-1 that was cramping my style.
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    Don't mess with Texas...They might start crying! (And this one) When I lived in TX, I emerged from the pit at a Pantera concert so disappointed that I didn't even have a scratch or bruise to show for it, I was relegated to defacing one of those bumper stickers in my grief: Don't Mosh With Texas I slapped a Care Bear or similarly fruity character over the lone star, just for good measure.
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    Okay folks, we've seen several messages like this now. I ignored the first one. But now it's too much. Just because some cop or DA is a prude and wants to prosecute stupid sex laws, does not mean that everyone in the state of Texas is a backward barbarian. Do not paint us all with the same brush. That's called: "bigotry". In some cases (like this one), it's called: "humor".
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    Damn it!!! So did I!!!
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    Didn't a fellow skydiver have a hit on the radio many moons ago? She's like the wind Through my tree
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    *Immortalized* I AM a prude! And I've lived in CA for 4-5 years now and still have not been to a CA strip club! Lazy != prude. So, when do y'all wanna go?
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    Hey, then was that shitty-whiny-nu-punk song about the post-foreplay action? "I'm bouncing off the walls again..."
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    Of course! When I start seeing "Don't mess with Nebraska" bumper stickers, you know Omaha's gonna get an earful! True, but you can't try-before-you-buy online. The stuff's available for sure; I'm just pointing out how ludicrous the regulations are for the storefronts. Prude??? YOU??? Aw, puh-leez! I'd like to invite your male friends to CA for a Pepsi Challenge. I assure you, there's a clear difference. Damn it! Now I'm jonesin'...
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    From my (admittedly lesser) experience, I've found the regulations pertaining to adult entertainment, themselves (as opposed to the mere presence of storefronts/clubs), to be much, much more stringent than California's, regardless of how much more conservative the state is overall. Take strip clubs, for example. Lap dances, where even available, are relatively tame and often with full bikini, compared to the fully-nude grind-and-hand-fests you can get just a half-hour or so from Perris. And that's not even taking VIP rooms into consideration. Or the "novelty/gift shops." Heaven forbid you display a flesh-colored poking apparatus in TX. Nay, you must go into the back, where you thumb through a catalog, pick the one you want, and have it brought out to you sheathed from view in brown paper. Out here, you can play Jedi Battle with faux schlongs of all shapes and sizes and colors, right in the middle of the aisle! I do a great Darth Maul impression with the double-headers.
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    Um, a bit too much exaggeration on your Corn Flakes this morning?
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    As long as the fiance doesn't find out, I can't see why not.
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    I suspect "Shock The Monkey" has something to do with Ashtanga's battery cable exploits, so you may be on to something here.
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    You get hummer from your mother in law??? Is she hot?
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    But it's not a wet dream It's the real The freaky dawg Dark Nasty Nevah lettin' the kitty kat get past me Without pickin' it up Pettin' it Teasin' it Takin' it on home and pleasin' it
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    Look, I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying, "Jehova."
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    http://www.click2houston.com/news/5088658/detail.html I can only hate on the vice cops if they're not actively enforcing this law elsewhere; they're just doing their job. That being said, though... How, exactly, in the fuck does this kind of legislation make it to the books? Who votes for this kind of shit? Or was it just a rider on some other unrelated measure as part of a back-alley political deal?
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    Hanes.
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    Like Anita I'm givin' you the best that I got And I'll be takin' it slow Nevah missin' a spot, yes
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    Time to freak Money B gets to it
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    That's. So. Hot.
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    Bees do it
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    WHOORE

    SudsyFist replied to vdschoor's topic in The Bonfire

    Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! And it ain't over now...
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    *cowers in the water well and puts the lotion on its skin* *putting the hose down*
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    *whew* You know, taken out of context...