SudsyFist

Espuma de punho, beeyatch!

Por que não cantará com mim?

So let it be known...

Probably the latter. Something about being able to pick locks with the thing (when hard) gives me that impression. Dude, not to mention the WHOOPSIEDAISIES!

Classic!

Same place as circle jerks. And mutual masturbation in the dark corners of the locker room.

Hey what games do you play? Well, I like first person shooters like Doom3 and Half-Life2. But I also love Spider Solitaire and Minesweeper.

I think Butt Sex should be saved for special occasions. You know, like Tuesdays and Thursdays. I'm not reading the rest of this thread, but it should be reserved for those PMS days... (runs and hides) The tampon makes it even tighter. You use a whole roll of paper towels or something? I won't even notice a finger...

Hey what games do you play?

Sorry, that was my fault. I'm easily distracted.

Before you dress, Caress!

Can you get me one, too? Cheap skaggy ho's are right up my alley!

you're joking right???? n00bs.

Two things:Is that how it was sold to the American people?Political arguments aside, is that a legal reason, under international law, to invade a sovereign nation?If the answer to either of these questions is, "No," then how do you still justify your position (without being guilty of double-standards or hypocrisy)?

That's it? A bunch of circumstantial evidence makes it obvious to you that there were WMD's? Dude, just take a moment to consider alternative possibilities for what you just enumerated. And I'm not talking about far out stuff like they were moving stacks of Martha Stewart merchandise... but just a quick consideration. For example, would you want your enemies to know precisely your inventory and locations of conventional munitions? What would you do if you had inspectors coming to those sites looking for something completely different, but could make notes on whatever they saw? I'm not at all saying this is what went down -- heck, I haven't researched and confirmed your allegation to begin with -- but it just takes a moment of thought to consider the possibility. The fact is that we don't know. And we, the consumers of the massive amounts of misinformation (both intentional and unintentional) that we're fed, are the last ones who will be able to determine what scenario was more likely. There *were* a group of folks who were probably most qualified to do so, you know. Any guesses?

He's from California! oh yeah! but why wasn't there any sprouts or tofu up the nose? That's the second course, silly. Gosh, the nerve of these uncultured Southerners!

Oatmeal does not taste good COMING OUT MY FREAKING NOSE! Thanks, sinker. I owe you one.

Stop Stop Stop, Wait, you're gonna make me cum again Multiples? Niiiiiiiiiccccce...

If pathetic asshole losers would just quit fuckin' sticking their depressingly desperate dicks into planetarily plumpin' poons once and for all, we just might rid ourselves of this goddamned fat chick problem. And I say this with only the utmost of sensitivity, of course.

I've seen that one before, but it's pretty cool (if it's a real tattoo???) I'm kinda curious about that, myself... if the design's supposed to be straight and neat when he's hard, doesn't that mean that he has to be hard whilst the ink's being applied? How many blue pills would that take?

There are a few goodies there (Happy Charles, e.g.), but the rest is pretty lame. If you're gonna make humor out of cruelty to the defenseless, you had better be good at it, and do it with style. Maddox is such a Jedi Master, as demonstrated by his taking on kids, the elderly, and Christopher Reeve.

Wasn't me. This time.

Honestly, I think it's a FUD (Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt) tactic used to muster further opposition against Bush's judicial nominees, as well as against his administration in general. Likewise, such a message can actually be used to the Bush administration's advantage to bolster more support from religous groups who look at this as an opportunity to further their political agenda, even at a time of declining approval. I'm not an attorney or a judge, but for what it's worth, I don't see Roe v Wade being threatened from the Judiciary at all. It just reeks of political propaganda.

Party on, dudes!

B... I... N-G-O... and Bingo was his name-o. Then it's, "majority rules," "if you don't like it get the fuck out of our country," "America hater," blah blah yadda yadda again: the dyslexic version. To me, personally, abortion as a method of birth control is pretty fucking abhorrent, from every way I look at it. But I can see past my own personal feelings about the issue and recognize the law as it stands now, and how it would have to be changed to better represent my views. It's sad when people can't take that step back. Good on you, Nightingale, for your brevity and clarity. And for hitting the nail right on its proverbial melon.