SudsyFist
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Hey, I just got back from dinner! And from where in the hell did Samurai get Raspberry Beret?
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Only if you'll bring me a magazine!
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You finally sing along with me...
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Maybe I'm just like my mother She's never satisfied...
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So I take it my resume was up to snuff?
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*swatting TheRackV2.0(TM)'s hand*
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Cool! They might send you to San Diego for MFF!
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Quit the job, leave the wife, move to the dz, and pack that ass up.
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Holy shit, you must be ancient!
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Straight and narrow, missy. Straight and narrow.
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*spewing popcorn through nose* Girl, you're gonna get it for that one!
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Chase misprinted lies...
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A little too much PMS in your Corn Flakes this morning?
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And after that...
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Talk amongst yourselves...
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Better now? So, do I get the interview or what?
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And getting all riled up is accomplishing what, exactly? She apologized already, man. The link was even taken down. I'm not sure what more you're looking to get out of this tirade.
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Dude, chill out. You fucked up by clicking it, and she already apologized; if you still have an issue, there's this magic thing called PM's. EDIT: I should've taken my own advice. Duh.
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If it's freaky, it's true.
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You should. Bitch. EDIT: Smiley, for the humor impaired. And greenies.
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http://www.mozilla.org/
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Or... Porn + Work = Fuckingexcitingtaboogasm
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SudsyFist San Diego, CA 92101 OBJECTIVE: To consensually violate as many hottie skydivers, and as many victimless laws with said hotties, as possible SUMMARY OF QUALIFICATIONS:TallDarkHandsomeWild and Cuh-RazyHung like a termiteDiligent, self-managing, and reliable PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE:2001-Present Jack Off, Perris Valley SkydivingMastered the art of tightiewhite freeflyAchieved more self-induced orgasms in a day of skydiving than any other jumperEager to share the love EDUCATION:2002-Present Internet Porn UniversityFocus on lesbian relations; they know how to please a woman bestMutual masturbation via webcam techniquesLearned the kinkiest shit this side of German scheisse videos REFERENCES:SkybytchltdiverSkymamalisamariewillbeKeith
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To whom, exactly? Pictures...
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Coming? I'm not even breathing hard!