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0:1:0 Haven't jumped since mid-November, so it was WAY past time to get some air! Beautiful day to be jumping out of airplanes!

I want to thank you in advance for the nightmares I'm now going to have from looking at those pictures! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I leave it open. I have some claustrophobia issues. If my son is visiting, I go to the bathroom in my bedroom. I close the bedroom door, but still leave the bathroom door open. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Although I disliked Marcel's overall attitude, he DID have some interesting foods. Ilan was too stuck on Spanish type foods. Great, if that's all he ever plans on cooking. But shouldn't a Top Chef be versatile? I, too, think that it would've been a good battle if Sam and Elia had made it to the finals. Last night, after all the judges comments, I was really shocked when Marcel didn't win. He was more creative. Of course, I can't believe the moron forgot his fish!!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Whoa! Wait a minute!!!! I think you [B]MEANT[/B] to direct this comment to Spence, right? I'm a lot of things, but I don't THINK I'm a whorebag! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I stole this from my sweetie, but I'm sure he wouldn't mind sharing with you! Hippo, Birdie, Two Ewes, Hippo, Birdie, Two Ewes, Hippo, Birdie, Two Ewes..... Hippo, Birdie, Two Ewes!!!! I hope you have a terrific birthday, Beth! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Well, I don't really know Shrek very well and my mom always told me to be nice to others, unless provoked.

Oh...and by the way, Andy...See if I let you hump MY leg any more!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

And my first thought of reply to you is to tell you to kiss my ass! But only in the nicest way, of course! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Yeah, but I'm pretty sure that bad sexy things are against some minor law in every city in the US, if you really dig for the info! C'mon...think about it....anything that feels THAT good has just GOT to be against the law! (And mostly because, just like the online gambling issue, the government couldn't get a part of it, so they made it illegal) Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

With YOUR avatar, I'd think you'd be full of ideas and trying to get me to do bad things! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Okay...it's not really a career, or I wouldn't be posting this gripe, huh? But on with my sad story.... I am one of the guilty "law breakers" who live in the United States and still want to play online poker at Pokerstars.com. Unfortunately for me, I had a bad streak of luck and now currently have $1.34 in my cash account. Since most of the companies refuse to deal with US customers now, I tried to use epassporte, which Pokerstars highly recommended. I followed all the rules. I used my debit card and they debited my account for $1.19 to ensure that I truly did have a bank account. BUT....when I tried to deposit/transfer $50.00 into my new epassporte account from my banking debit card, the transaction was declined. WTF??? I know I have money in there! I immediately called the number of epassporte, as I was smart enough to print all 16 pages of their rules, regulations and disclaimers. The gentleman was very polite, but told me that it wasn't THEM that there was a problem with, since they HAD debited me for the $1.19. They said I needed to contact my bank. When I finally got through to my bank, I talked to three different people and finally to a "Loss Prevention" department. The lady knew exactly why I called. She then informed me, once again very politely, that my bank has a strict rule about using their debit/credit cards for online gambling. Supposedly, it's a protection to me. I explained to her that I wasn't gambling on epassporte, but just retaining a cash payable account, sort of like PayPal. But she said that their banking transactions come through as a gambling web site, so they declined it. She said there was no way around it and that this transaction would never be approved. How in the hell is it for MY protection if I'm calling THEM trying to get the transaction to go through? Obviously, I want to do it, or I wouldn't have jumped through hoops to get them to approve it. How can they tell me what I can and can't use MY money for, for God's sake? Sadly, one of the only other options for me is to send a check/money order to Pokerstars myself, but the minimum is $100 and I'm not interested in plopping that much into an account at one time to sit around and let me play $1.10 games at a time until it's all gone, or I win big (ppfff...yeah...THAT'LL happen). Obviously, I'm not in it for the money, or I wouldn't be having to worry about lack of funds in my account. Yes, I could play for "play money," but for those of you who have played on this site, you undoubtedly know what sort of morons play there. And besides, what fun is playing for "play money?" It's not like I can do anything with it. But because of policies and laws, it looks like my one little bit of fun is about to die a stupid death. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Good luck with THAT! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Ignore the ill behaved boys. They are just jealous of you! Okay....maybe I am too! It looks awesome. I hope you have a GREAT time!!!

.......And still answering your e-mail! I'm bad, aren't I? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Oh Liiissaaaaaaaaaa................are you there? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Now that my work here is done, I guess I should go and run some errands! Don't worry, I'll be back later to torture you some more! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

No water!

Hey, wait just a darned minute. That wasn't replied to you. Aren't you supposed to be working, young lady? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

But...but...but....are you going to keep it a secret? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Oh, I don't have a problem ignoring the ringing phone at all! But how are doing ignoring me? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

So glad we've entertained you! Oooohhhh....that would be GREAT! Thanks!!!

Yup...almost every thread here turns into something sex minded. Oh wait....I guess it was ME that turned this one into a sex thing, huh? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Psssst....I know this is a radical thought, but you COULD ignore those e-mails! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Weren't you the one who said you were trying to work? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance