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Escargot To the general public, it's probably not that weird. But to a little Georgia peach....it was...um...interesting. (where's the puking emoticon now?) Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

You know....the craft/sewing section is feeling a little left out here. So, I think I'm going to have a 10 minute *Red light special.* For the next 10 minutes, anyone who cums in the sewing department will get a personal "hands on" fitting/sizing for some new dominatrix apparel. You will be required to become totally nekkid for this fitting. Also, who's in charge of photography? Could they please report to the craft department? We'll definitely need some pictures and videos! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I'm sure I'm SO going to regret asking this, but what exactly is a "group wedding"? *Edited to add: Oh yeah, getting back to the point of the whole thread...Katee...we miss you! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I watched it. I have to agree. Ho-Hum!!! I do like Chris. And I did feel sort of bad for Sanjaya. I didn't think he was THAT bad. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Yup! That's why my butt (and other unmentionable body parts) are voluntarily staying on the ground today! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I was at The Ranch in June 2004. A year or so later, they sent me a bill that said I still owed them for a jump that was supposedly done in my name AFTER I left NY. I ignored it. They've never contacted me about it again. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Did you REALLY think he picked me as a girlfriend because of my brains? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Have you seen today's wind forecast for Texas? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Nah. I'll grovel to Sunny in the morning for you! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Good Night, nice boss lady!

[RED]REALLY??? AWESOME!!! [/RED][/B] You are the bestest boss ever!

YAY!!!

ME! ME! PICK ME!!!! I already have an interesting array of adult toys and 2 adult toy store web sites saved on my favorite places. Oh...and for Halloween of '03, I dressed as a Hooker. And for Halloween of '04, I dressed as a dominatrix. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Excuse me, Miss Lisa in charge.... Can I have a job?

Well, physically, I was alone. But to make my honey feel like he was a part of my Valentine's Day, I put on a big production as far as breakfast and dinner were concerned. Then I took pictures of it all....and e-mailed them to him. Then after all the pictures were done, I put the "other" serving in the 'fridge to eat another day! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

My second husband was an abusive alcoholic who lost his job. I left him and he followed me around, trying to find out where I had moved to. He finally found me and tried to steal our daughter off of my front porch. I got a restraining order and a divorce. 5 months after we were divorced, I started seeing a new guy. In January of one year, he took my daughter from his parents house (while she was visiting) and took her to his house. My new boyfriend took me out there to retrieve her and out of consideration for other's property, he stayed in the car. But when I didn't come out of the house for over 15 minutes, he came up to the door and knocked. My ex shoved me out of the way, pushed his way out the front door and got into a struggle with my boyfriend. We managed to get my daughter, get off the porch and back into the car. After the car warmed up, he reaches up to his neck and says, "I think the bastard cut me." We drove to the emergency room. He ended up getting over 15 stitches in his neck. The doctor told us that if the cut had been a fraction of an inch to one side or a fraction of an inch deeper, he would've bled to death before we could've gotten him help. Turns out that the ex had some sort of knife in his pocket and this was pretty much premeditated. I guess in his sick, warped mind, he thought that if he got the boyfriend out of the picture, that I might come back to him. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

This is MY honey!

Awwwwwwwww...... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

And if you click on the word "Google," it takes you to a new page that is smothered in Valentine's Day information!

I won't be getting any sex for the holiday. Unless I provide it for myself! My daughter DID send me a little box of Hershey's Kisses, though!

So? Where are MY roses, young man? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I agree. Definitely price gouging. The saddest part is that as far as flowers go, although the roses are the most expensive of the flower line, they will live the LEAST length of time. Not very long bang for your buck. If you buy carnations, mums or daisy, they'll live for weeks with a little water maintenance.

Oh my....I had given some thought to trying Parasailing. I think that video just made me change my mind! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Ooohhh. I used to watch 24. And there WAS a chick named Chloe. I wonder if that's it? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance