boinky

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  1. Grazie, ma no. Il vostro amante dare dei calci al mio asino! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  2. Damn Babelfish The translation is very obscure. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  3. Excellent! We're both on the same page then! Speak on, sexy..... But my babel fish translator sucks a big weenie! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  4. Ummmm....in about 3 months. But he doesn't speak Italian...speaks German instead. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  5. Sigh....oh baby.... But can you meet the other stipulations of my "fantasy man?" Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  6. Oh...BTW.... Coffee is... [B]YUCKY!![/B] Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  7. Oh, oh...ME TOO! ME TOO! I want to learn, too! And then when I have it mastered, I am running away to Italy. My "fantasy man" should play a music instrument, be able to sing, dance (but not like a white boy) and speak some foreign language fluently while he is screwing my brains out! You and Turtle have [B]GOT[/B] to quit teasing us poor innocent, impressionable women with all these Italian conversations. It's turning us on [B]BIG TIME!!! Tee-hee-hee...Just doing my part to try and hi-jack Turtle's thread! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  8. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  9. Very nice, Jakie. But where is the guitar? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  10. I totallly agree! I found me a hottie that can not only play the guitar, but he can sing and dance, too! [B]WOO-HOO!!! LIFE IS GOOD!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  11. I just saw an old clip on Real TV with some CRW footage. It included Bill Clement, Mikey Goodin and Dave Hillebrandt. Mikey was piloting. Dave and Bill row 2. One goes completely through the other's lines. Great job holding onto them Mikey! Unfortunately, it eventually led to a double wrap/double cutaway. At the end, they interivewed Mikey and had a title under his name of "Daredevil Skydiver." Why do whuffos have to consider those of us who practice skydiving, particularly CRW "daredevils?" Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  12. That's 'cause Turtle doesn't have a life! I thought the original joke was funny but changing it to Clay was downright hilarious!!! Hey Turtle....aren't turtles considered "tasty animals?" LOL Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  13. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR SHEENIE..... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUU!!!!! AND MANY MORE.....[/B] Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  14. "Stupid is as stupid does." Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  15. Ummm...... Please..... . [B]DON'T!!![/B] Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  16. Nah....that everything is always the guys fault! But no, I haven't been shagged lately, either. Not that I shouldn't be, just have chosen not to be. I will be resolving this issue in the near future, though. Thank you for worrying about my sexual welfare. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  17. I'm so glad you see it my way! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  18. QuoteYou can start by kissing my mental A. . . . . [B]YOU WISH!!![/B] There...one for each cheek! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  19. WOW!!! What an awesome idea!!! I didn't know they could do this. If it weren't for the cold, snow and stupid drivers, I'd move to Illinois. As it is, I'll just stay in Georgia with the cold and their stupid drivers. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  20. BITE ME, TURTLEBOY!!!![/U][/B] I'll remember this the next time you want me to kiss one of your mental boo-boos!!!! BTW---[B]WELCOME BACK!!![/B] I've SO missed you! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  21. You know, I did have something like this happen last October. In Georgia, you have to make an appointment to take a Driver's license test. There were no local tests available, so we made an appointment in Macon (approximately 45 miles away), so that my daughter could get her license. I'm driving a dealership car. A Black 2004 Pontiac Grand Prix GT Widetrack. The speedometer went to 140 mph. I wanted to see if the car would actually go that fast. I'm flying like a bat of hell down the left lane, doing approximately 105. A car cuts over into the lane and I have to slow down to about 90. We come over a hill, and [B]WHAMMO!, there is a Jackson County police officer sitting in the [U]LEFT[/U] side of the interstate. He comes after me and gives me a ticket for 89 in a 70. I take the ticket and head on my merry way, laughing and singing like nothing has happened. My daughter makes a comment about how cheerful I am to have just gotten a speeding ticket. I told her that I was just thrilled that he didn't clock me doing the 105! Oh, BTW...I did later find out on a ride to Lake Wales, FL, that the car would only hit 110 mph. There's some sort of governer on it. Man, was I pissed!!! Why give me a speedometer that says I can go 140 and not let me go that fast? [B][U]FUCKERS![/U][/B] Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  22. [B]HMMMPPHHH!!![/B] But don't you know? They don't give driver's licenses to women...we earn them! If we are such poor drivers, why is it that the insurance rates are higher for young males than they are for young females up until they hit 25? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  23. [B]GOOD POINT![/B] Snow, ice and rain. It [B]REALLY[/B] gets stupid then. Then they are crazily driving to the grocery store to buy milk, bread, eggs and hamburger for the upcoming "blizzard!" Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  24. Atlanta traffic is reported to be some of the worst in America. It's a 30 mile trip to work. One half of the trip is a four-lane "highway (2 lanes run north, 2 lanes run south). The speed limit is 55 for approximately 12 miles and then down to 45 for the last 8 miles. The last portion is 10 miles of interstate. There are morons in the left lane, doing at least 10 miles BELOW the posted maximum speed limit. ARRGGHH!!! Of course, those in the right lane are matching their speed, so I can't get around and move along. I get to the interstate, thinking "Yes! Freedom at last!" I look over and the traffic is bumper to bumper. I merge my way into it. The Georgia State Patrol has set up a couple of cars at the Forest Parkway exit, sitting in the median on the right. They aren't doing anything...no wreck, no tickets. Drivers are slowing down and staring, thus causing the traffic back up. There was even a wreck caused by all of this. My question is this: Why are people such morons when it comes to driving? When I learned to drive, if someone didn't want to drive fast, they stayed out of the left lane. If someone came up on you, you moved over and let them pass. But why in the hell do slow people have to get in the left passing lane, police officers set up patrol cars in the middle of morning rush hour and drivers have to stop and stare at nothing? Granted, I am admittedly an aggressively, fast driver, but if I want to drive fast, who are they to try and stop me from getting a speeding ticket? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  25. Climbing out of pool....Sniff...sniff...sniff... But what did I do? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance