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Hmmm....sounds suspiciously like me. I'll stay up all night talking to well...you know who! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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Honey....do you have an Embassy and $20? I promise to make it worth your while! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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Nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya... I got away with something YOU don't! Oooohhhh...can I really? Mother may I please? WOW...this is going to be the BEST Thanksgiving EVER!!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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Yeah....I know. And it has absolutely [B]NOTHING[/B] to do with the fact that he doesn't care for peas and refuses to eat limas at all! There are, of course, other things he can eat! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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I hate you now! It's STILL a good two months before he comes home...and then it's only for 12 days. AND I have to share him with his family. I'm currently looking for ways to ship myself to Kosovo! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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OMG...you are SO funny. Mike doesn't like lima beans either. He'll suffer through peas..but refuses on the limas. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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ME LIKEY PEAS!!! And lima beans! Are you sure you're not related to Mike? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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You and Mike have been trading notes about me again, haven't you? *Makes note to have Mike have LISAMARIE'S eyes checked when he comes home* Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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What if we flick little green peas off of our knives at the other "kids." You should ask Mike what he calls them! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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Yup....."tears of mirth." Haven't you ever laughed so hard you had tears rolling down your face? I try to do it at least once a week. Keeps me young and happy!
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Hmmm...smashed taters make MUCH better food fight fodder! Gets stuck in the hair, clothes, furniture. Little kids cry 'cause you got their pretty clothes dirty. Best part is if you have a dog. Let him come and lick up all the mess afterwards! Little kids cry AGAIN because the dog is licking them! Double whammy! Teach them to EVER send you to the "kiddie" table again! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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Oh, hiya' Sunny! I never thought you didn't like ME. How could you NOT like me? Rumor has it that I am KUTE! Mike once asked me, "Nina, is there anyone who doesn't like you?" Of course, I told him he might want to check with a couple of ex-husbands. But I just wanted to share my blow up Tigger with you, knowing how VERY much you love them! I'll tell you what, though. I'll go out and get some spiral lighted trees...just for you!
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OMG!!! ROFLMAO!!! I have no doubt that they would survive. It would figure. It would be Kathy with the pet scorpions now! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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How did you tell your parents you were having a baby?
boinky replied to Anvilbrother's topic in The Bonfire
My mom was SO uncooperative, that I was 5 1/2 months pregnant with my last one before I told her! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance -
'Cause the DZO's wife said she wanted them. She took the other one who got into the fight with the spiders (obviously, we know who won [B]THAT[/B] fight) home. It has turned into a learning project for their kids. One of her son's even wrote some great project about them.
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Of COURSE it's a blowup! Other than the fact that I adore Tigger, I bought it and posted the pic [B]JUST[/B] for her. I can't wait until she sees the pic. ***quick, someone pm her**** Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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OH HELL NO!!! My kids came to visit on Saturday. I gave 4 away to the DZ on Sunday. (Scorpions...not kids. Although.....) Hmmm...there's a strange phenomena. Kids arrive...scorpions leave. If I'd have known THAT was all it would have taken, I'd have stolen someone's kids a long time ago to do battle with them! GOD, I HATE THOSE LITTLE FUCKERS!!!! But I do hear there's a restaurant named Luby's that is serving some scrumptious food instead! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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Ooooh...I [B]LIKE[/B] IT!!!! Creative, not insulting, and dropping hints that you will be flinging yourself from airplanes...but never actually saying so. [EVIL] VERY NICE! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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Nope...probably not. For me...it's all about the Tigger!!!!
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[B][BLACK]ROFLMAO!!![/BLACK][/B] Yeah, I see your point. But if you got fired, at least you will have probably left with some dignity and a clean heart and conscious. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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Hey, it shows honesty. Isn't that what jobs are always asking for? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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Psssttt....click the attachment!
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- "I was sprayed by a skunk." - "I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious." - "My bus broke down and was held up by robbers." - "I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity." - "I forgot to come back to work after lunch." - "I couldn't find my shoes." - "I hurt myself bowling." - "I was spit on by a venomous snake." - "I totaled my wife's jeep in a collision with a cow." - "A hitman was looking for me." - "My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser." - "I eloped." - "My cat unplugged my alarm clock." - "I had to be there for my husband's grand jury trial." - "I had to ship my grandmother's bones to India." (note: she had passed away 20 years ago) So what's your excuse? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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Hey...you only live in Houston...... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance