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Everything posted by futuredivot
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turtlespeed's alone on v-day... someone should get him this
futuredivot replied to NWFlyer's topic in The Bonfire
nah, get him something that he will really need sitting alone on VDay You are only as strong as the prey you devour -
If I'm gonna be near ya, gimme a yell-Of course, only the shows and seminars are set in stone, but it's pretty close on everything else. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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Swing past the cemetary and they're cheaper than that You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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The rub-on tats. Where would someone go to get some of those made-not Hellfish, different design You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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Do guys expect gifts or cards on Valentine's Day?
futuredivot replied to freeflybella's topic in The Bonfire
A choice between sweet-crude? You are only as strong as the prey you devour -
I wish we had a chat room that fucking worked
futuredivot replied to CSpenceFLY's topic in The Bonfire
I visited-nothing going on so I left. They probably need a pot-stirrer in there You are only as strong as the prey you devour -
No. 1 DON'T tell your girlfriend that this has been “one of the best” Valentine’s you’ve ever had. She won’t see that as a compliment. No. 2 DON'T celebrate your special night by ordering tequila shots – Valentine’s is already poignant enough without inviting Jose Cuervo to the party! Angry shouting and upchucking that expensive dinner you paid for do not a romantic evening make. No. 3 DON'T try to “avoid the rush.” There’s no such thing as a romantic 4:00 PM dinner (unless you’re over 65). No. 4 DON'T try to slip how much you spent on her gift into the conversation. She already know the going rate for cubic zirconia, dude. No. 5 DON'T Forget to compliment your wife or girlfriend on her Valentine’s ensemble. Compliment her dress, her hair, her shoes, her nails, her makeup, her jewelry, her fingers, her toes, her kneecaps, her kidneys, etc. Just keep complimenting No. 6 DON'T willingly engage in any conversation during which your wife/girlfriend addresses you by your real name. If she calls you “Honey,” or “Sweetheart,” or even “Papi,” you’re good to go. But any conversation that starts with “Michael, I need to ask you a question…” is a potential minefield. No. 7 DON'T take your Valentine to an NC-17 movie, even if it’s foreign and/or artsy. On a night like this, the only naked body you should be admiring is hers. No. 8 DON'T be your usual, too-cool-to-wear-nice-clothes self. No need to buy a new suit, but come on man – maybe tonight isn’t the night for your “iconic” Dukes of Hazard t-shirt. No. 9 DON'T order tequila shots. Do you hear me? I’m not kidding about this! No. 10 DON'T play mood music that’s sexier than you are. If you’re not 100% certain you can provide genuine “sexual healing,” leave Marvin Gaye up on the shelf. Every man’s got to know his limitations. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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Do guys expect gifts or cards on Valentine's Day?
futuredivot replied to freeflybella's topic in The Bonfire
so, 3 guys have voted so far You are only as strong as the prey you devour -
So, can you guess what I'm not saying right now You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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Who is going to be alone on Valentines Day?
futuredivot replied to turtlespeed's topic in The Bonfire
DangerRoo Efs4ever Futuredivot Gavi_omen goofyjumper iluvtofly LeatherNeck5931 McBeth Shell666 Turtle ZeG stevebabin Since I'm 500 miles from home Here's hoping that Mrs. Divot is also alone -
You are a very, very bad girl You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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The ceiling today is something like 14 feet-don't think they're flying
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Can anyone tell me what a person can do around here? I just arrived and I'm already thinking about gnawing through my wrists You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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We get by
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Public Toilets and Ass Gaskets -- Do you use them?
futuredivot replied to ZigZagMarquis's topic in The Bonfire
I went always-should have been "Whenever Available ' You are only as strong as the prey you devour -
And the survey says....................................#5, Bob And what do YOU do all day while you're sitting on the big PNS? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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OK, Sunshine. I can't find a video, but this Buffet lyric from Honey Do is all you I know it's gettin' late Waiter keeps starin' at your empty plate Maitre'd keeps tellin' me "Sir, she's just not coming." Now what the hell does Garcon know We've been through all this before Honey do, Honey, come and do me again Honey, why couldn't you have taken the non stop train? I'm hungry and I really want to see you again You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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does anyone else have pop up issues? Not yet, but at my age it's jsut a matter of time But no probs from the website You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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But we can still make fun of you for liking transvestite ballroom dancers You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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I'm glad that I never limped around the DZ saying to myself "That's why he told me not to do that" You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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I'll agree-that was just wrong
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Check with twardo, he's an instumentalist.....at least rumor has it that plays a mean "Be My Baby" on the meat whistle You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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When Billy was posting new drivel, or better now that he's dragging up old crap You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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ya, I was stunt double in "Pearl Necklace" You are only as strong as the prey you devour
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But you need the manly tools to put it back together You are only as strong as the prey you devour