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  1. It's a blue boobie attack-You'll never go back-After you have the oompa-loompa rack BTW-you're last caption is one of the best I've seen for my avatar You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  2. Putting the "Mad" back in mad cow You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  3. Thanks to modern chemistry, the swimsiut is yellow too You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  4. Then you don't want them bad enough to truly appreciate someone bringing them to you-so no-won't do it You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  5. relocate, yes. Dual citizenship, probably. Renounce citizenship, nope. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  6. And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the benchmark-if he thinks it's disgusting, it must be You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  7. I thought I was the only one-I've also managed to miss all of the rash of famous folk sex vids-here's hoping it stays that way. I'm guessing that there was concern that the thread would quickly degenerate. Personally, I was formulating a funny, non-offensive reply as it was locked. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  8. You feel strongly about being a gentleman, I applaud you You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  9. Yep, I'm thinking it is firmly tongue in cheek. I've seen how respectful he is towards women You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  10. Nope, he chisels it. Just like he did when it first came out. Speaking of coming out-has anyone heard from turtle today? Not to stray too far-Congrats, Morgan. How much credit is Dave gonna try to take for it
  11. Well, you let me meet your adorable, knockout wife-that covered a lot points right there. So, are we gonna try again this year? I was kind of looking forward to a fun jump of trying to dodge the pilots that can't read a sectional. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  12. From now on, the communion wine will be replaced by scotch. You parishoners that haven't tithed lately, please get in the J&B line You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  13. Then it's not a spoiler, it's a prediction and you'll come off looking just as smart as a television writer Now that was a PA You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  14. Hi, I'm a man of the cloth. Unfortunately, the cloth is polyester You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  15. The good thing about Omro was there were lots of other cool people to hang out with, so getting snubbed SuperSkyGod Captain Geritol wasn't so bad You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  16. The last time i detoured way out of my way to see somebody, I ended up in Peoria. I'll never make that mistake again You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  17. You sat that like it's a bad thing You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  18. As soon as those silly otters get a fish, I'm taking them all out You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  19. Rats, I just drove several hours in the wrong direction You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  20. I grudge fucked Morris You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  21. I left Leesburg aroung 11 Good jumps, you said? So you were a spectator? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  22. That's the guy that drives them around, aint it? I might change my flight that week to in and out of ATL so I can get there Friday evening. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  23. Might right boob is bigger and it's making me asymmetrical You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  24. Why did you follow her to the loo? Pervert! You are only as strong as the prey you devour