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I've seen some of those before but it's always nice to check them out again......thanx for sharing! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

I'm sorry to hear about that VIBES comin that way. ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

It's still funny! LOL ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Rodeo Bulls A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year." They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife hit her husband and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him." They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying, "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife got really excited and said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one." The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow." The husband's condition has been reduced from critical to stable and he should make a full recovery. ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Subject: Blanket A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly -- he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 2:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replies.. "Just for tonight, let's > >pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims. "Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket." ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Sleep in & jump on Sunday! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Yes......I'm extremely sensitive! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Whatever!....you PW! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

I hopy Sunny is having a blast! Wish I could be there........in before the lock! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

You'll pat yourself on the back when ya want to take a couple days to go somewhere ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

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Did you say crack brownie????? I could sure use something to wake my butt up! I'm bored @ work....but what's new ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Glad ya got to jump JT! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

SWEEEET! Congrats ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

I totally agree.... Lust & hatred of What? That's awful So, the 16 year old survived???? ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

LOL ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Got mine about a week ago ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

I have a lead foot.....it runs in the family. Drive a PT Cruiser! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Really? That's interesting....I'll have to tell my mom that. She actually collects indian artifacts! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Glad you're ok. I agree with Quade! My mom has been struck by lightningTWICE & both times she was knocked down. My grandpa was also struck the first time my mom was. I guess it kinda runs in the family..... ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Nope, not me! And my damn computer is running to slow & doesn't seem to be downloading correctly ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

WTF were these people thinking??? They need to be punished! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

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