Casie

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  1. Hell yeah! God, thats going to be a kick ass boogie! Can't wait! Don't have a hotel room yet but I'm comin down with other people. I guess we need to figure that one out soon; huh??? ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!
  2. Sweeeet! if ya don't mind.....(512) 472-XXXX ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!
  3. Just something to read: Armadillos sleep in the middle of the road with all four feet in the air. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Texas. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Texas, plus a few no one has ever seen before. Raccoons will test your melon crop and let you know when they are ripe. If it grows, it will stick you. If it crawls, it will bite you! Nothing will kill a mesquite tree. There are valid reasons some people put razor wire around their house. A tractor is NOT an all terrain vehicle. They do get stuck. The wind blows at 90 mph from Oct 2 till June 25, then it stops totally until October 2. Onced and twice are words. Coldbeer is one word. People actually grow and eat okra. Green grass DOES burn. When you live in the country you don't have to buy a dog. City people drop them off at your front gate in the middle of the night. The sound of coyotes howling at night only sounds good for the first few weeks. When a buzzard sits on the fence and stares at you, it's time to see a doctor. Fix-in-to is one word A TANK is a dirt hole that holds water for irrigation, watering the cows, or swimming There ain't no such thing as"lunch". There is only dinner and then there's supper. "Sweetened ice tea" is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you are two. Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you. "Jeet?" is actually a phrase meaning, "did you eat?" You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see. You Know you are from Texas if: 1. You measure distance in minutes. 2. You've ever had to switch for "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. 3. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks. 4. You see a car with the engine running in the Wal-Mart parking lot with no one in it, no mater what time of the year. 5. You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I am fixin' to go to the store. (Note: In the portion above, "fix-in-to" is one word....) 6. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit or a vegetable. 7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked. 8. You carry jumper cables for your own car. 9. You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting" are. l0. You only have four spices in your kitchen: Salt, Pepper, Catsup, and Tabasco. 11. You think everyone from north of Dallas has an accent. 12. You think sexy underwear is a tee shirt and boxer shorts. 13. The local papers cover national and international news on one page but require six pages to cover Friday night high school football. 14. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday. 15. You know which leaves make good toilet paper. 16. You find 100 degrees a "tad" warm 17. You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer and Christmas. 18. You know whether another Texan is from East, West, North, or South Texas as soon as he opens his mouth. 19 Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past-time known as "goin Wal-Martin" or "off to Wally-world". 20. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chili weather. 21. A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop...It's a Coke regardless of brand of flavor. ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!
  4. I guess I was just implying I wouldn't have oral sex with someone I hadn't already been sexual with. Yes, I totally agree that it is good for foreplay & doesn't always lead to sexual intercourse. ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!
  5. Am I the only one having problems printing the new list???? ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!
  6. Good Decision. Hope it all clears so you can jump ASAP! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!
  7. Let me rephrase that I've given BJ's w/out having intercourse but they already were my sexual partner. ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!
  8. I have NEVER had oral sex with someone I didn't have intercourse with! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!
  9. Casie

    Hello from Iraq

    So eloquently stated....yeah...what she said. I'm gonna have to agree with this 100%! Take care & be safe. ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!
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  11. Casie

    drunk dial snafu!

    I got a call yesterday & they didn't leave their name. I can only guess who it was! message: AFLACK, AFLACK, AFLACK.....boo! Happy Birthday beforehand......lol (don't kill me if I didn't spell that right) ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!
  12. Purdy rig Congrats! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!
  13. Casie

    I passed!

    Congrats! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!
  14. Congrats! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!
  15. If it were Sept......I would be meeting you right about now! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!
  16. Yummy, save me a slice! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!
  17. hmmmmm i don't see a problem with that I just might have to use my tongue on my date tonight.....LOL ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!
  18. What kind of comments might you be referring to??? ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!
  19. it's not that he only buys others two bers it's that he only will drink like two himself..... Thanx for clearing that up Wingy! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!
  20. Wow! I thought my number was quite low....this poll makes me feel yucky! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!
  21. Interesting read...thanx for the info! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!
  22. There's no easy way to do that I wish ya the best of luck! Tell your mom Happy Birthday! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!
  23. Those boobies have been pampered with alright. She complained on the first movie about them inhancing them & she didn't like that either ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!
  24. Ya want some cheese with that wine???? ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!
  25. Yummy! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!