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You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one... A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned on the answering machine on the phone line, covered heir pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house. They don't want the cat shut in the house because "she" always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit. The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother." A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!" The cabdriver hit a parked car... ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Ya do???? ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

LMAO! Nah...j/k but I'm sure it was funny! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

What color of eyes does your son have???? ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

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When someone's in the express lane with more than 10 items! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

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Glad to hear you're doing better! That sucks about the car! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

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Aaawww can't ya give us some hints! I've got my registration in hand just waiting to get the go ahead from some pals that are joining me! Oh, quick question, is there a certain license you have to have to be able to jump for this boogie? ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

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I feel I'm at my peak.....but I have a boyfriend. Can't help ya there.....sorry! Oh, I don't kiss & tell! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

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Aren't you supposed to buy me drinks or something first? Is that all it takes???? ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

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Well.....I didn't work my butt off but did visit dz.com a time or two! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!