Casie

I know there's a list somewhere but it's in 3 weeks. Who's going besides me???? I can't wait to meet some dz.commers & it's my 1st (BEER) Boogie! Casie ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

LMAO! That's bad! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

SWEEEEET! So, which one is you in the picture???? ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

This can be comical as well................ The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. * * * * * * Here are some facts about the 1500s: Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married. * * * * * * Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children-last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water." * * * * * * Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the dogs, cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying "It's raining cats and dogs." * * * * * * There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house.. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could really mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence. * * * * * * The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying "dirt poor." * * * * * * The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on the floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they kept adding more thresh until when you opened the door it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entranceway. Hence the saying a "thresh hold." * * * * * * In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes the stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while... Hence the rhyme, "Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old." * * * * * * Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man "could bring home the bacon." They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and "chew the fat." * * * * * * Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning and death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous. * * * * * * Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or "upper crust." * * * * * * Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock them out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a "wake." * * * * * * England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a "bone-house" and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they thought they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the "graveyard shift") to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be "saved by the bell" or was considered a "dead ringer." * * * * * * And that's the truth... Now , whoever said that History was boring ! ! ! ! ! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

OMG! That's hilarious! The nun A nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down waiting for her flight. She looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that tells your fortune. So, she thought to herself, "I'll give it a try just to see what it tells me." She went over to the machine and put her nickel in, and out came a card that said, "You're a nun you weigh 128lbs and you are going to Chicago, Illinois." She sat back down and thought about it. She told herself it probably tells everyone the same thing, but decided to try it again. She went back to the machine and put her nickel in. Out came a card that read, "You're a nun, you weigh 128lbs., you're going to Chicago, Illinois and you are going to play a fiddle." The nun said to herself, "I know that's wrong, I have never played a musical instrument a day in my life." She sat back down. From nowhere a Cowboy came over and set his fiddle case down next to her. The nun picked up the fiddle and just started playing beautiful music. Startled, she looked back at the machine and said, "This is incredible. I've got to try it again." Back to the machine. She put her nickel in and another card came out. It said, "You're a nun, you weigh 128lbs., you're going to Chicago, Illinois and you're going to break wind." Now, the nun knows the machine is wrong; "I've never broke wind in public a day in my life!" Well, she tripped, fell off the scales and broke wind. Stunned, she sat back down and looked at the machine. She said to herself, "This is truly unbelievable! I've got to try it again." She went back to the machine, put her nickel in and collected the card. It said, "You're a nun, you weigh 128lbs., you have fiddled and farted around and missed your flight to Chicago!!" ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

I luv tongues!!!!!!!!! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Gee, there's something we've never seen before UuuuuMmmmm there's a lot Brains that you haven't seen concerning me But you get an "E" for effort! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Maybe later........... Until then here's me taking a shot of ..... listed below! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

OMG! You better not share what I sent ya! do share... Nope....not gonna do it! Hey.....I thought you were putting a picture of you down as your avatar???? ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

OMG! You better not share what I sent ya! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Edit it & make it smaller...then try & post it again. ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Aaawww....big TEXAS vibes comin to ya for your kitty! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Uuummmm, I don't think so!!!!!!!!!!! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Coool! I like the colors! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Ditto! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

I was taking the picture! There's pictures of me on my thread from yesterday on the Drunk Dial calling over the weekend...........but they're not good! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Ok....for some reason the picture I had in mind won't go thru....it's not tooo big or anything, but here's another. Softlandings is in the back....Brains is on the far right side. Now...if only I could find a picture of me to post ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

I can't believe I missed this the 1st time around. I luv Wingi tooooo! He's coooool! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Congrats on your 1st...post pictures if you get some! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

From what i've heard about you....you can DEFINATELY post your pic here!!

Congrats! Best of Luck for a long lasting marriage! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

I bet you'll end up dumping her for a slimmer younger one is a few years.... pig! But enjoy her while you've got her! lol Hey...ya never know. She just might be the ONE! Don't use her or abuse her; k?lol SWEEEEEET! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

That SUCKS! Hope ya get to feelin better by the weekend! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

SWEEET! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Go to the Richmond Boogie...then Drunk Dial Wingy over the weekend so he knows you care! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!