DavidB

How about ummm.... I know! You hate your mother because she bought you plain un-sexy underwear. The only way to break this cycle is to replace all your panties with thong style panties! I sincerely hope this helps! When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

OK, since we have a series of military stories, here's mine: I only had a couple weeks left on my enlistment (I was a two-digit midget! I was so short I could sit on a dime & dangle my feet!), the ship was under way & I was on watch in the engineroom along with my Chief. A kid who reported on board the day before hesitantly comes down the ladder into the noise & heat that is "snipe central" looking around with eyes wide, carrying an empty coffee cup. He yells into my "mouse ears" that he was sent down from the bridge for a cup of starboard running light oil. I told him it was in the storage locker, wait here & look around, I'll be right back. Telling the Chief what I was up to, he hid his smile. I grabbed the cup & ran up to the galley. The cook on duty laughed at my plan, then put 5-6 drops of green food coloring in the cup for me. Adding some water & took the cup of green liquid to the kid still patiently waiting below. I told him to be VERY careful as there was very little left, then sent him back up to the bridge. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

Was there a WFFC in Quincy in 1985? I didn't think the first WFFC occurred until later (and I'm not sure when the Freak Bros. Convention stopped). You're right, it was 1986! Too many beers & too much water under the bridge since then... When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

Here's one I believe is from the 1985 Quincey WFFC. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

Visual blond joke: When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

A friend lives near the speedway & just said it's snowing like 10 motherfuckers. I laughed & said the roads must be total chaos (like in El Paso when it rains). Oh, I'm in central NJ & they're predicting 6"-12" here. I just prepped both snow blowers. Hopefully that's enough effort to cause it to only rain. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

Two ways, use a fake IP or torrents, (as long as someone uploads ) http://w2.hidemyass.com/ will overcome the IP problem. I think this is more stunning, though (see attached). When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

Hmmm... a nurse, eh? This could be very good or VERY bad. She could know enough about the body to be able to hurt you REALLY bad without INJURING you. It's been my experience though, that nurses ARE kinkier and give much better head.

Robert Palmer: "Sailing Shoes" "Hey Julia" "Sneakin' Sally Through the Alley" When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

Do you mean BLACK MAGIC WOMAN/GYPSY QUEEN? Black Magic Woman is originally a Fleetwood Mac song. There's a thought for a new post: "Covered" songs more popular than the original (the above is a perfect example). Another: Covers that sound NOTHING like the original. And now with more thought, both my suggestions would end up floundering after someone mentioned Led Zep & all the old blues songs they changed/covered/ripped off, then it'd be old blues songs that turned into R&R classics starting in about 1950, and... Nope, forget it. I DO NOT want to open THAT can 'o worms! Not me! Ut uhh! No way! When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

Album: Chicago II "Ballet for a Girl in Buchannon" 1. "Make Me Smile" 2. "So Much to Say, So Much to Give"( 3. "Anxiety's Moment" 4. "West Virginia Fantasies" 5. "Colour My World" 6. "To Be Free" 7. "Now More Than Ever" When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

Not popular, but has been known to be done: School & Bloody Well Right by Supertramp (Crime of the Century is one of my personal favorites) Off topic: A popular segway back in the AM radio days: The Birds - Eight Miles High followed by The Who - I Can See for Miles When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

Ahhh... a topic near & dear to my heart. From the sublime to the ridiculous: Abby Road side 2 (Where do you break this? You can't!) ZZ Top Waitin' for the Bus & Jesus Just Left Chicago Thick as a Brick by Jethro Tull (back in 1971 when it first came out radio was playing side "2, cut #7" but it's just "side 1 & side 2" on the record) I have my brother on the case, so more will come later. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

I LIKE small boobies! Big ones tend to cause bruising... When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

None that I've ever been able to find. Case I point: We had an exec (an Lt.) that ran us aground more than once. The best was when he got us stuck in the mud for over an hour. That in itself wouldn't have been so bad, except he did it less than 100 yards from out pier in Cape May! We ended up dumping most of our fresh water & swinging 80K lbs of sinkers side to side before we were free. The engineering officer (a CWO) presented the exec with a necklace of broken sea water pump impellers from our generators. Then there was the CO who hated his wife... He'd take us out, we'd work a few buoys, then drop the hook for the night rather than take the 45 to 90 minutes it would take to go home & tie up for the night. If a CWO was the best, the "Shake 'n Bake" were the worst. Oh, & you guys had it WAY too easy in boot! It was 14 weeks when I went through AND we drilled with M-1's, not those light weight plastic toy M-16's! Try high-portin' it around the quad a few times with 9.5lbs of M-1 over your head. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

Thanx, you owe me a keyboard. This one now has half-chewed bagel all over it! OCS was in Yorktown back in the day, same place I went for MK class-A & class-C outboard motor. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

Handcuffs? They're OK, but I personally find rope more aesthetic. Oh, I have the same score I did last year. Goose egg. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

There's a class-A deckie school!?!?!? And you actually WANT to be a deckei!?! And you want to work on a buoy tender!!!? I'll never understand these kids today... Sorry, I spent over 3 years on an old 180', from 74-77. However I was a snipe. At least the weather was always the same down there... HOT! Wouldn't have wanted to be a deckie on there for anything. What a hard, dangerous, SMELLY job that was! Oh well... Where ever you decide to go, stay safe, have fun, & DON'T DRINK THE BUOY JUICE! edited to say: SEMPER FIDALIS! When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

Books are always good. I'd suggest something by TWO KNOTTY BOYS. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/9710279/The-type-of-Boobs When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

Land line of mobile? When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

ElFixo! When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

Have fun VB! I think the greenies are just jealous because they can't do ANYTHING fun with feeling guilty (sounds like a religion, doesn't it). When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

Thanx Pat. I remember seeing that on TV back in the day. Very interesting to read it today, in context & all. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

Its the yellow one, isnt it? Well...? Did they perk up yet? Inquiring minds want, no NEED, to know! When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.