DavidB

Sure, you are being a dick, but so is your other half. Enjoy! When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

And this would be different from most other days how? When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

[whine] But Daaaaa-aaaaad, everybody else is doing it... [/whine] When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

First thing that pops into my mind is flour. Fine dust (in this case flour) mixed with the correct concentration of air plus an open flame or errant electrical spark equals BOOM! When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

Coastie is the only pilot I ever want to see over my head! When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

So's a root canal. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

Art that makes one say, "Huh...?" http://ninxmz.org/images/demotivators/what%20the%20fuck.png When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

Am I sick because I saw that & thought that with about another $10K I could make my 68 Barracuda lap within 10 seconds of that Vette? I mean all it would take is double the HP (stroked 340 = 416 CID, 500+HP & 500+ lb/ft is easy for $7K-$8K), slightly more tire (18" front, 19 or 20" rear, currently 245/45/16) & slightly more brake (the current 11.75" disc/11" drum might last a lap but a 13" rotor would be better). When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

Boo!!!! HISS!!!! When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

Really. I don't care who wins as long as they both die! When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

That's from the movie. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

UPDATE: Bloody Tragedy in Lexington Park LEXIINGTON PARK - 3/11/2009 Printer friendly .show-ul ul{ list-style-type:disc; padding-left:25px; } .show-ul ul ul{ list-style-type:circle; } UPDATE March 11, 1:30 p.m. On March 9, the St. Mary’s County Sheriff’s Office was notified of a Lexington Park, Maryland woman, reportedly aged 27, who was flown to Prince George’s Hospital for an injury which occurred on March 8, as a result of a sexual act involving the use of a reciprocating saw. The original 911 call was dispatched as a medical emergency. St. Mary’s County Bureau of Criminal Investigation Detectives conducted an investigation which determined the injury was a result of a consensual act between two parties and no crime was committed. At approximately 1:30 a.m. on Sunday, March 8, units from Bay District Fire Department and Lexington Park Rescue Squad responded to a call for a woman bleeding in Lexington Park. A man told authorities that he had placed a sex toy on a saber saw blade and that the blade had sawed through the plastic and severely wounded the woman. Trooper 7 transported the woman to PG Hospital. The case remains under investigation at this time. No word on the condition of the woman at this time. This happened in western Maryland, not Ohio. Must have left a nasty gash... When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

There's something wrong with mine. I keep getting this message: When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

It's true! Since the "Pioneers Reunion" is happening soon, I'll stick my neck out, as it were, in the name of truth & offer a $1000.00 reward for every "zipper" picture submitted by those attending the reunion. Our crack team of conspiracy theorists will reward well documented presentations, pictures of your wife's Cesarean scar will result in a tongue lashing & suspension of your rice pudding rations for 5 days. In the event of my disappearance, "HH & the greenies" will make public the clues hidden in my profile, unless.... GASP.... they're in on the conspiracy too... What to do...? Who to trust...? Aaaaahhhhh....!!!!!!!!! When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

And here I was feeling smug because I finally got a smokin' deal on that Pioneer SX1010 I've been lusting after. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

Some of us wouldn't consider that broken. After all, they'll still function as intended, right? 10R, good sized. I have an assortment of "real" & "junk" ones myself. For some reason people don't want to be near me when I don my welding attire, so I use assorted sized & shaped "mechanical fingers" to hold things instead. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

Yea! How!?! I'll tell you how: Either it's not a real VICE GRIP® brand tool or it's too small for the job (about 4" over-all). My new favorite tool: When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

In honor, I filled my truck with gas. Poor me only got 19.6MPG. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

http://www.cinemastrikesback.com/news/new%20dailies/BrideofFrankenstein/brideoffrankenstein1-1024.jpg When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

That's the BEST part. Nobody lives within earshot of me. That's what they all say... When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

I "crank up the air" by turning the thermostat down. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

Well, it IS raining outside right now. Wish it was raining here. How's this for trivial information: The oil filter used on my brother's 86 AMC Eagle 258" 6-cylinder engine is the same filter used on my 04 Chevy Colorado Z85 4WD 3.5l 5-cylinder engine. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

Speaking as a guy, I don't want any artificial flavors, natural will do, thank you! When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

If your luck is like mine, she's either married or heavily involved already. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.