DavidB

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  1. My great grandmother (1882-1965) always said, "If ignorance is bliss, a lot of people should be covered in blisters." "Slicker than snot on a doorknob" is one of my favorites for describing something really trick. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  2. Good job, guys! Thank you. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  3. http://www.ask.com/bar?q=she+wee&page=1&qsrc=145&ab=0&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shewee.com%2F When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  4. 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!! Sumthin' like that, yea. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  5. By God, that was a PBA plaque in that car weaving through traffic like a nut! When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  6. Special hat: Question is . . . is she the main course? When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  7. Uh, Istanbul... We have a problem... When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  8. I'm a back door man. Now what did I win? A night with Chester Burnett. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  9. You men eat your dinner. eat your pork and beans. I eat more chick'n any man ever seen! When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  10. DavidB

    Masturbation

    You know Olympia is having a great day when you drive by her house and she has a set of jumper cables going through the bedroom window. To a 20kw ONAN generator? A bit esoteric, yes, but I for one groaned... LOUDLY! When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  11. MASTER "key" http://wjc.fidean.net/log/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/oxy-acetylene-torch-set.jpg When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  12. I used to be Halle Berry (hot, black, & sweet). Now I'm half way between NATO & Julie Andrews. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  13. DavidB

    mudflaps

    I just did some mud flap work last weekend! Replaced the incorrect Ranger "Splash" flaps for a set of correct front flaps (on the rear). First pic is before, second is after. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  14. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  15. It's not the fur that causes drying issues, it's the square foot of skin that is nature's thermostat for the boys. I favor plain old corn starch. It seems more absorbent, longer lasting, & more "natural" than talc. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  16. Honestly I know enough about this to be dangerous. I'm just a "how-to" junkie. http://www.irrigationtutorials.com/dripguide.htm This might help confirm or confuse... When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  17. No, you're not alone. It's the "excuse" I've used for the last 15 years for not jumping & if it wasn't for this I swear I wouldn't feel a day over 30 (25 years ago BTW) & would be completely pain free (well except for the occasional arthritis I have in one finger that I broke back in 1979). When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  18. You may have jumped the gun a bit. I would suggest going to pbs.org & then to "Ask This Old House" & look for installation guidelines. I know that you need to know your current water pressure & volume in order to have the system work correctly. If you don't move enough volume of water into the line, you may not get any water out at the end. There is a limit to how many emitters can be used on a given zone for a given pressure & volume (& I'm not sure what that limit is, so consult the above link). When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  19. That's OK, this story is odd enough to warrant it's own post. At least no one has said anything about a female's inability to handle a truly large wienie... yet... When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  20. Wienie! I already posted about in in Deedy's thread! When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  21. DavidB

    Deedy's weiners

    Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Mayer wiener, that is what I truly want to be-e-e... http://www.komonews.com/news/offbeat/51060547.html When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  22. http://www.weather.com/weather/local/08533 When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  23. ONE! When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  24. Well, you're bored & have coffee while O wears thongs under her skirt. The way I see it, there's no way you can compete. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
  25. Please... May I drink my coffee first? When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.