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Everything posted by auburnguy
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who would win a war between Russia vs USA if it started right now?
auburnguy replied to rhys's topic in Speakers Corner
I've been doing extensive research on this very topic for the last year. The short answer is the United States but the US would suffer heavy losses, however the Russian military would be completely destroyed. Think about it like this, their long range strategic bomber is a turboprop nicknamed the 'bear' because its so damn loud. The US's long range strategic bomber is the B2. While not impossible to detect it is extremely difficult. Thats what the playing field looks like. They cant make a submarine that doesn't kill its men, it wouldnt really be a contest as far as the sea and air power goes. On the ground is where it would get extremely difficult. Their troops are extremely mobile not to mention they would have home turf advantage. If nukes were involved though, it would be MAD, unless the US can get the airborne laser technology to work and more standard3 missiles. It's not gonna happen though. Nobody would win either way. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson -
poo in a cup and then eat it, thats what they will end up doing. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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Labor Day at Skydive the Farm ($20.08 jumps)
auburnguy replied to micduran's topic in Events & Places to Jump
All the vaginas to be had are gonna be on thursday, friday and saturday night, sunday and monday are recoup days. Besides don't you have a girl friend? I'll be there. I might bring out "Joe" (my alter ego) if the situation is right. I'll see if some of the other guys down here want in. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson -
pretty funny movie. all of the characters were hilarious, tom cruise as the studio exec was especially funny. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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quit crying and get back in the air "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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You have two real choices. SDA and The Farm, you don't want to go to ASC. Both have pros and cons, I would recommend The Farm but I am highly biased as I was trained there and jumped there for about the last year. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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Whats the turn on date for the LHC? "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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This is an extremely delicate situation that demands great restraint and political diplomacy, NOT fighting. As much as I love fighting this is not the time for it. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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Kidnap a celebrities child "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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The engine noise from that plane is INSANE. It is the loudest plane I have ever heard. From what I have been told the planes have had some software glitches in flight but in another couple of years after they have been deployed for long enough im sure the few glitches they do have will have been sorted out. An F22 pilot told me it would take about 17 f-15's to make it a fair fight against 1 raptor, which seems completely believable to me. Given that, imagine what it can do too all that old soviet crap all over the world. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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Spread your cheeks and lift your sack. Thats all this kid is going to need to know for the next 15 years. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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Don't be such a pussy "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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I am going to the lake this weekend for a bachelor party and am taking a bunch of fireworks, I need some new ideas about mischievous applications for these firecrackers/ bottle rockets/ roman candles/ mortar rounds. One of the sets of firecrackers is definitely going in someones bed below the sheets to wake them up. More ideas and stories are welcome and encouraged. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hooker attached to it. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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"Coach, you wouldn't give a 40 year old black guy a shot" "Yeah coach, when is the black man finally gonna get a fair shot in the fight game." - The Hammer When life gives you lemons, say fuck the lemons and bail. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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Jesus titty fucking christ "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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Jesus titty fucking christ "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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"where'd it go?" "Right in the lumber yard" "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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Awful joke to go with the video. Whats strong enough for a man but made for a woman? The back of my hand zing!!! "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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That scene wasnt even shot until after the movie had finished filming. The producer and director realized that they didnt have a scene with bill murray and chevy chase in it at the same time. Scene was written in the actual shed while everyone was getting high in there. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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The best gun for you is going to be a revolver. You don't have to worry about trying to remember if one is in the chamber or not when it comes time to use it. You don't need something huge but you don't want to go to small. a .45 acp would be way to large on the flip side a 9mm wont always bring someone down with the first shot. A .38 spl (9x31mmR) would probobly be a great fit for someone with limited gun experience and a stalking problem. If you had more experience I would say go for a .45acp with a hollow point in the 200gr area. If you are not experienced with guns DO NOT buy something like a glock or a 1911. These guns have more moving parts and more things to potentially have to think about in a frightening situation. If it were me I would go for a USP Tactical .45acp with the nastiest round I could find. Oh and the guy who made the comment about the barrett, forget it the 50 tends to destabilize after 800 yards when it goes subsonic. You want a cheytac .408, Its a beast and holds the world record for shot groupings at distance. It put 3 rounds in 16-5/8in at 2321 yards. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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The blackberry is the greatest phone ever. I've had one for about a year and a half and have gone through a couple of different models and absolutely love it. When you dont want to be bothered you can just turn off the phone reception and still have access to the whole phone without having to be bothered by other people. IT FUCKING ROCKS!!! "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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I would have just hit the dog, it shouldn't have been in the street. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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so...... whats wrong with this map? seems pretty accurate to me. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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Great beaver shot!!! "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson