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Does it look like this?

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"if you were out drinking the night before" er...just a quick question, i like a drink, like most blokes do..going to do my AFF in march. Are there any rules and regs governing drinking at dz,s? btw highest for me 10,000ft tandem

tried that ...darn links won't work

Where is the agm held? london?

I was watchin the Perris web cam this weekend, am i really that sad? i was watchin the DC3 takin off an stuff good site though

Is this your lady in red ?http://www.jackofftoperris.com/Images 2002/dse11114.JPG

Ok now it's got a little out of hand...how about a p0rn0 fluffer (for the chicks of course)

"What research can I do between now and then to better prepare me?" Just keep reading these posts I have acquired so much knowledge from this site, that I am now concerned I might be TOO confident. Me and some friends have booked up for our AFF @ Sebastian in march, and I just can't wait now. But I still find all this information (even stuff I won't need) interesting. Good luck with yours anyway

ps: anyone know of any good shoe shops around florida? sk8 stuff etc.

love sketchers, can't find any decent ones here but got a great pair of new rock ones christmas

Mum, dad and son are driving along a cliff top road, when suddenly a tire on their car bursts hurling them towards the cliff. Realizing they would go over the edge, the mother had time to rescue her son by throwing him from the car onto the road. Needless to say his parents fell to a horrible death. The boy sat crying on the road until a man happened by and asked him what the matter was. "My mum and just driven over the cliff and fallen down onto the cliffs where they where smashed by jagged rocks, and burnt in a great big fireball." the man replies... "Oh dear, it's just not your lucky day" as he unzipped his flies.

He had a good innings man Chin up old boy, and give yer grandma a big kiss and all our love

*cough* i don't know how i got this but....Try this hehe..i like a woman with some character

Me and some buddies will be just down the road at sebastian hopefully get there 15/03, don't think we'll have time to look around but have a darn good one anyway

Cheers i'm such a dummy hehe

I got bored and missed it the first time too :) ps:how do you script them damn smileys in yer post ?

You mean the one of them sitting on that buggy, being pulled by a .......zebra..... lol

http://www.twinturboz.net/freaky.gif Go here and stare at the picture for about 45 seconds.

Born: Handsworth, Birmingham,England Living in: Tamworth, Staffordshire Current Dz:None at the moment (but prolly Hinton) First jump:Tilstock, Whitchurch, Shropshire 14/06/92 (Tandom)

Bin playin counterstrike since beta 5.2 Prolly owned j00 at some time or other :P

Or in 370 days he will be 100. If only you guys had'nt claimed independence he would receive a telegram off of the Queen. hehe...who's sorry now :D

A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went though the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and finally went to take his first jump from an airplane.The next day, he called home to his father to tell him the news. "So, did you jump?" the father asked."Well, let me tell you what happened. We got up in the plane, and the sergeant opened up the door and asked for volunteers. About a dozen men got up and just walked out of the plane!" "Is that when you jumped?" asked the father. "Um, not yet. Then the sergeant started to grab the other men one at a time and throw them out the door." "Did you jump then?" asked the father. "I'm getting to that. Every one else had jumped, and I was the last man left on the plane. I told the sergeant that I was too scared to jump. He told me to get off the plane or he'd kick my ass." "So, did you jump?" "Not then. He tried to push me out of the plane, but I grabbed onto the door and refused to go. Finally he called over to the Jump Master. The Jump Master is this great big guy, about six-foot five, and 250 pounds. He said to me, "Boy, are you gonna jump or not?" I said, "No, sir. I'm too scared" So the Jump Master pulled down his zipper and took his ***** out. I swear, it was about ten inches long and as big around as a baseball bat! He said, 'Boy, either you jump out that door, or I'm sticking this little baby up your ass.'" "So, did you jump?" asked the father." Well, a little.... at first." sorry i ripped this off of another site (thanx G.McBastard)

I don't like kiss, and wanted to see jean simmons put his wasp stung swollen tongue, back in his mouth. ahhh to be young again.....

A few ideas,paint bombs (just paint in milk bottles) or wasp grenades (jam-jars filled with wasps) just shake and throw (thought about doing it at a kiss concert) or why not just set up an mg42 outside an cap the biatch :)