PLFXpert

Hee. Hee. And Bootie. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

I've been on the pirates bandwagon since the first movie. If the question is Depp or Lee, do you even need to ask? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

I have been wearing my seat belt diligently since that thread.

I have no idea---all I know is I definitely can't see very well and I still have yet to visit the eye doctor. Billy both laughed and looked at me like I was when I set-up the new computer and put all the text & icon, etc. sizes at "largest". We both know I can't read signs on the side of the highway to save my life---that is until its time to exit. I picked the name "PLFXpert" b/c I could never seem to stand up my landings, either. I ALWAYS flared at the wrong time. I couldn't figure out why. I was flying perfectly head down by 40 or so jumps, always landing in the peas---but always landing on my bootay. I'm probably rowing in your same boat---I just don't know it yet. One day I will drag my hiney to the eye doctor, utilize the vision insurance I have, and find out the awful truth. It can't be too bad, though, b/c still manage to put together a haute outfit. But, I'm sure once I'm given a prescription I'll wonder what the hell took me so long. I just don't want to deal with contacts or glasses. It's just another thing. I try to keep my routine as simple as possible. And if I can't see myself anyways, then all the less worry when I decide to venture out first thing in the morning w/out showering---at least I *feel* hot.

I just delt with some shiz from an underwriter... I needed that. Of course, I was also just thinking it sucks to be an honest woman in sales But, at least I can sleep at night---and I still give the big boys (and their non-existant consciouses) a run for their money. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Wait...the rest of you saw dancing? I clicked the link, but I must have missed the dancing aspect. Cute girl. Hot bod. Happy you're happy. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Sarcastic bastard AND boozehag? Yes! My favorite! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

I like you!

Apple strudel, with a big heaping scoop of vanilla bean ice cream, covered with hot caramel.

One of my favorite words--Courtesy of the Crocodile Hunter.

Nope. I'd MUCH rather meet everyone in person.

Awwww, you so crazy. This was a fun experiment. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

There's not much I don't have the balls to do. But, whether or not it's worth it to me is another matter. I don't care much for drama or chaos. Most of the time I'm happiest when I don't bother to get worked up over something that, in the long run, really doesn't matter anyways.

OK. OK. OK.... This was already posted a while ago so might as well.... Edit: Annnnnnnd. We're done here. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Absolutely! But this might not be what you had in mind... Billy always takes the last picture on the roll of himself. Edit: I ate the McMuffin.

You guys must really love bananas. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Just for you and for a limited time only. Hurry while supplies last. Edit: Sorry. The item you requested is no longer in stock. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Edit: The Supers have left the building. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Shhhhhhhhh. I thought it'd be funny. I'm still quite unidentifiable and mysterious. And I look a lot more tan than I am. Must be the lighting. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Edit: Annnnnnnnd. Buh-Bye. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

My car... Fully-loaded Toyota Sequoia w/ gold package.

Yea. Mmm. Hmmm. I'm scared. No really---I've seen what he can do to a sock. You know what's so funny (at least to me) is after we first adopted Cruzer I had several dreams over the course of a month that involved an alligator biting at my arm. Obviously, b/c when we played with Cruzer at first, he play-bit our arms (we've since taught him "no bite" and now he licks or nibbles). Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Lakes are definitely beautiful. It's weird for me, but the thing I like/prefer about the ocean, other than waves crashing, is I'm not "locked in". I like the idea that the intracoastal empties out into the big, open blue. A lake just feels more claustrophobic to me. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

I like the two old guys in the box. So I answered as if I were them. And I got "Statler or Waldorf". They're my favorite!