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The first one is my favorite of me and Sabre--*deleted* Then we have Sabre, Zoe' & Cruzer.

No, what makes him sexiest is somehow he gets me and somehow I trust him.

Tell him that, PLEASSSE. He doesn't get it. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Sky-face I love this. OK, here's Billy's avatar...and also one of my favorite pics of him just 'cause I felt like it. The third is another me.

I wouldn't say I hate mine, but my nose looks HUMONGOUS. I wish I could find it...I have a pic from a very hot day sit-flying. It was so hot I wore short shorts and a bikini top to jump in. Talk about an embarrasing roll of film! But, it was my favorite photo, too. I showed everyone. It was awful, but one of those bittersweet awfuls. It was too funny not to share. And I'm a runner for goodness sakes! If my shit flaps then so does EVERYONE'S. So no worries, Lisamarie. By the way, that was the first and LAST time I wore a bikini top around the DZ...and it WASN'T b/c of that picture. Edit: I LOVE your sky-face! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

I love the sky-face! I haven't even gotten past yours yet and I can tell already this will be a funny thread. I love sky-faces! There's one person whose face I will never forget seeing the first time skydiving; Freddy Brown. Miss you Freddy!

Since my avatar is of skydiving, I have no issues with posting it. I received a very nice pm from someone who wanted the larger version. BillyZ took both photos. Now post yours, too. I know I've seen some swooping avatars and other skydiving ones that would be cool to see in their actual size. I was about to blow a kiss in the first one, but all you see is my blowing cheeks (sky-face). I call this pose "Super Star". Do you give good sky-face? Let's see! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Traffic school bites. I know more about traffic law than I care to. After my most recent tic (previously mentioned in my first response) I called my insurance company to find out if they gave a rats bootie about traffic school---they do not, but thanked me for playing. I then called to pay for my ticket, first asking how much it would be if I completed traffic school; a whole $10 off my $300 ticket! Oh, but wait: It keeps the points off my license. Give me a break. I've been to traffic school before and thus I know I have 9 more points to spare before points come into play. Screw traffic school.

You know what's funny is I would have thought I'd been called that WAY more than I have. In fact, I think I've only been called that twice in my life (at least to my face). Once was my father. Certainly, whether I am or not and whether you think I am or not doesn't mean jack to me.

Fabulous!

Rain drops on roses and whiskers on kittens... Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Thus far, that's exactly what I do. In fact, I called once to pay for a ticket over the phone and the lady said, "I'm sorry. I'm not showing this citation # in the system. Is there a date/time issued?" I replied, "Yes, 15 minutes ago." She chuckled and said, "Call back in 15 days." I dropped a hard check in the mail that day. I like to be done with things and never think about them again. If I ever truly felt I did not deserve a ticket I would absolutely fight it. But, thus far I've encountered a lot of really nice cops who either 1. Don't ticket me 2. Ticket me but for FAR less than I deserved or 3. Ticket me for the correct amount b/c I really, REALLY deserved it. I've had 9 tickets in my lifetime; all for speeding, but if I remember correctly only 4 were actually cited that way. The rest were cited as moving violations for not wearing my seat belt or not stopping completely at a stop sign or something like that. Eight of those tickets were between the ages of 16 and 19. The ninth, as you might remember, was just recently. I was driving stick like a Nascar driver when I was 4 on a lawnmower. My daddy always let me drive his Beemer on the backroads growing up, too. Later I was taught to drive by a good family friend and indie-car racer. I like to go fast. But I grew up around age 20 and have been driving like Mrs. Daisy ever since. The 9th ticket was a fluke. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

It is wise, indeed. However, it is only such if one concludes that which one has been "programmed to think is important" is not so important. If it's still important, however, and one is merely settling to live without it, then "happily ever after" not so much.

Oh good Lord. Optimistic overkill so early in the morning? I haven't even finished my coffee yet. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

I say screw your fear. Reprisal can be fun. Mwwaauah. Ha. Ha. Ha-ha. Haaaa! (Edit: Obviously teasing.) Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Welcome to the Good Ship Warm-n-Fuzzy. Nice day for a sail. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Since my sig line says it all, I will use this space to quote Dr. House: Jack: "I don't want to hear semantics." House: "You anti-semantic bastard." Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

I'll be doing Billy. Not much unlike any other day... But Labor Day is our anniversary weekend. Six years, baby! I plan on being sore and smilie. Not married and lovin' on.

Ummm. Hello, Rob? You were supposed to reply: "The circle is complete. Yes!" I'm disappointed. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

A teaser? You mean like: "There's something that 90% of Americans have in their kitchen and it might be killing you! Find out at 11" And it's always disappointing... I'm smart. I don't fall for those teasers no mo. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Did they prove that yet? I thought they only speculated it was a meteor, but weren't quite certain yet. I could look it up...but since you're here... Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

The article failed to mention if the mutated twin was technically alive or dead. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Neat.

I'll let you pet Sabre's belly sometime, if you want. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.