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  1. PLFXpert

    Big mistake

    You have a bush full of habaneros? That's fantastic! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  2. Either way that one eye looks f'd up and my bare eyes do not stand out like my friend's lined/mascara eyes do. I can see the difference though.
  3. The mods...I know it was them... Which one of you.... Andrea! Andrea I know where you'll be in two weeks and I'll be waiting. Oh yes. I'll be waiting. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  4. A little bit related, but off-topic. When I'm getting ready to go out I can see the TV in the mirror so everything is technically backward but looks the same unless the scene is of someone driving. I've often laughed when I see a commercial or something that I've seen before but it looks completely different--b/c I saw it the first few times in the mirror. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  5. Billy thinks the questions I ask him are hilarious. I ask him in all seriousness--my family is all different denominations from agnostic to mormon. I know a great deal about the religious beliefs themselves, but it's the little things I'm clueless on--like seriously; I've always wondered about stilletos in church. There I am, at his cousin's christening in flats, jealous of the aunt in heels. I ask him all sorts of manner-related questions as to what is and what is not appropriate. Thankfully his family finds me charming and laugh with me, not at me, when I say or do things that are not quite the norm. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  6. If you're feeling shy, just make a funny face for the camera instead of running from it. It'll make you feel better, and I've discovered running only encourages the evil photo-takers more. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  7. For a limited time...here's an example of both in the same photo (taken just three weeks ago). First, before my photo editor you couldn't see either of us (except the white of our eyes) so it's kinda cool you can at least see us this well now. Second, I'm not wearing makeup and my friend is. Look at the difference in our eyes and how well they stand out. I don't even know what's going on with my left eye (the one on the right.)---I'm not cross-eyed nor are my eyes uneven or shaped differently from each other, yet here's the picture. Oh--and why do her teeth look whiter than mine? (They're not really.) That's what I mean---I can't stand pictures like this of myself. But it doesn't embarras me to show it and I don't get down on myself looking at it b/c it's NOT what I see in the mirror and it's certainly not how I feel. That's what's most important. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  8. Me neither. My new photo editor just lets me crop, take out red eye, and a few other things like adjust the picture quality/color or make it black & white. It's actually kinda cool b/c I have some photos taken outside in the dark in which friends & I are barely visible but after the photo adjuster suddenly you can!
  9. I take back having ever called myself analytical. I've seen pictures of myself I love, pictures I hate, and everything in-between. These days I prefer to wear minimal makeup which is beautiful in person, imo, and looks horrible in pictures. I love my skin, my eyes, my lips and everything else w/out makeup. But in pictures I don't; it's like my features are lost. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  10. I love what I see in the mirror. I'm royally critical of pictures of myself for various reasons. It's hard to even find a normal picture of me b/c in most I'm sticking my tongue out or making a face so at least I have an excuse. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  11. Great!...here come the attachments. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  12. PLFXpert

    Big mistake

    Weak! I grow peppers, including habaneros. Delish! When I was little I'd eat raw jalapenos just to see my stepmom cry as she watched. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  13. I can't believe I missed that on on my 80s throwback. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  14. And some of my personal favorites: As Good As Vagina Gets Steel Vaginas Old Vagina Something's Gotta Vagina Some random ones: Wayne's Vagina Saturday Vagina Fever Look Who's Vagina Vagina Crashers The 40-year old Vagina Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  15. Disney/Pixar/Dreamworks in the house: Vagina Tale Finding Vagina Vagina Age Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  16. Skimmed through--hope these aren't repeats... 80s Style: Sixteen Vaginas Pretty Vagina Pink St. Vagina's Fire Adventures in Vaginas Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  17. By far the best one! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  18. I can only speak for me, but you're definitely welcome.
  19. Just beat it. Beat it. Beat it. Beat it. No-one wants to be defeated Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  20. I had pox everywhere too, but I was only 4. Calamine worked great!...except in my mouth. My mom said the only way for them to go away was for me to stop chewing on my favorite blanky and throw it out. I had it in my mouth at the time. I took it out, held it far away from me, took it out to the trash and slammed down the lid.
  21. Touche'. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  22. REPOST! I originally posted the sound/video clip here. Here is the sound clip if you don't want to open three windows. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  23. I don't know why, but that's hilarious! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  24. For the mensa members (OK, like I totally would have qualified.) my Muriel reference was to the movie; which by the way had nothing at all to do w/ anything intellectual whatsoever. My kinda movie. Lots-o-Abba songs. My favorite! (teasing you, of course) Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.