freeflyz

A farmer buys several pigs,hoping to breed them for ham,bacon,etc.. Arter several weeks ,he notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant and calls the vet for help.The vet tells the framer that he should try artificial insemination.The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but,not wanting to display his ignorance,he only asks the vet how will he know the pigs are pregnant.The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will instead lay down and wallow in the mud when they are pregnantThe farmer hangs up and gives athis some thought.He comes to conclusion that artificial insemination means that he has to impregnate the pig.So he loads the pigs in his truck ,drives them out to the woods and has sex with them all,brings them back and goes to bed.Next morning he wakes and looks out at the pigs.Seeing that they are all standing around he concludes that the first try did't take and loads them up in the truck again.He drives them out to the woods and bangs each pig twice for good measure,brings them back and goes to bed,Next morning he wakes to find the pigs still standing around!One more try,he tells himself,and proceeds to load them up in the truck and drives them to the woods.He spends all day shagging the pigs and upon returning home ,falls listlessly into bed.The next morning he cannot even rise hmself from bed to look at the pigs.He ask his wife to look out and tell him if the pigs are laying in the mud."No", she says they're all in the truck and one of them is honking the horn!!!!!!!

Nothing useful to do !

What Is the meaning of life to you???

I'm DIzZY!!!!

30 minute skydive huh must of been about 160.000 feet where do i sign up for that???

It's so true it brings a tear to my eye!!!

$30,000.00=1765 jumps or a car 30,000.00= no jumps Pretty easy choice!

Do you Know Dallas or Rob there instructors there in yuma!

You hit the nail in the head!!!!!!

You have a small chicken in your pocket and you know how to use it huh!!!!

It's too cold for snakes and i still have not seen any other pest! You'll be fine lived here 12yrs seen one scorpion!!!!!!!

Mexican all the way!!!!!!

I'm totally going to be there ever for a free beer!(live in Phoenx)HEHE

Still waiting for that magical day to come around!

Been here since 700am and have not left!

How about Phoenix,Az?????

How many pack jobs have you done????

Any upgrades since you bought it????

Have you tryed to advance or retard timing?????

pitched 1600ft open by 900 or less the worst day in my life had to go change my pants!!!!!!!

I understand the self policing part,but who going to make sure these police don't go over the edge??? You have people that understand the problem and people that just don't care about peoples feeling,Thinking they have a RIGHT to know at all cost!!

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Nobody has the right to anything!!!!!!

Your wife thinks your crazy because she can't control you anymore pierce away my brother Blue skies and Longer Surfs

Would love to but at work!!! Sucks to have a job!!!!