freeflyz

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  1. I'll give up my slot in the guys tent for a slot in the girls tent! Do we have a deal!
  2. freeflyz

    The Tattoo

    A guy gets home late one night and his wife says,Where the hell have you been?I was out getting a tattoo.A tattoo?What kind of tattoo did you get?I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis.What the hell were you thinking?Why did you get a hundred dollar bill on your penis?Well,number one i like to see my money grow,Number two once in a while,i like to play with my money,third i like how my money feels in my hand...And lastly,instead of you going out shopping,you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!!!!!
  3. Just something to make you think!
  4. Would you belive he landed this!!!
  5. I thought i got rid of that smell???
  6. YOUR REALLY GOING TO SEE THAT MOIVE???????
  7. freeflyz

    payday!

    yeah get the web cam going!!!!!!!!!
  8. freeflyz

    payday!

    I have direct deposit right to the dz's bank!!!!!
  9. All right!HHmmmm,Man this is hard!! I have a better chance finding Jimmie Hoffa then a freaking virgin
  10. YEAH,you could be right! HHHMMMMMMMM how about Micheal Jackson?
  11. freeflyz

    dinner anyone?

    I can make a mean bowl of cereal!!!
  12. I feel your pain!! Nursing a hangover right now!!!!!Ther is a live heavy metal band playing in my head!!!!!5 bottles of wine after dinner!!Was not a good idea,but at the time sweet,bring them on!!!!!!
  13. Sorry,SISTER,but you look a little sick,doc needs you to take a couple of days off!!!HHHHMMMMMM Eloy maybe????
  14. Head west my brother,Eloy is the place to be,sunny blue clear skys 88 degrees!!!!!!
  15. freeflyz

    Michelin Man

    It's the mini michelin boy!!!Can i get a freakin laser!
  16. There's alot of monkeys in here,watch out the tiger is here!!!