wildblue

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  1. No no! You do the Irish jig so you can dance and not spill your beer! And what's with the avatar? Add that to your facination with midget porn, and I really worry about you... it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  2. Peppermint! Maybe Spectre230 or Biguns. That Vallerina chick seems cool... I'd like to party with her too. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  3. That's the best you could come up with? Did you store all your wit in your pelvis and it leaked out when you broke it? it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  4. You misunderstood - I said I require more than that. So you have to be my beer wench, and be smart. You shut up before I tell everyone how you frolic about Wal-Mart with your S.O. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  5. You liked it, didn't you? Well then, you'll miss out on my world famous garlic chicken and my world famous ribs. I'd try that, but I'm usually in the shower with her it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  6. This is a great thread! I wanted to make my sweetie dinner the next time she's in town. I was looking though these - I can decide on the perfect one though.... it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  7. Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  8. I have a great diet plan for you - I'm not sure about the carb content, but it's high in protien, calcium, Zinc, B12, and other vitamins and minerals. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  9. You said it a little less crass than I did! it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  10. mmmm.... carbs... Holley, Edelbrock... mmmmmm it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  11. Strange how you follow links around... I click on that one (405 I think it was) and saw an ad for Avid Xpress... the add showed the Avid box with pictures of skydiving on it, so I went to Avid's sight http://www.avid.com/products/xpressdv/ and at the bottom was "Customers" with a picture of a skydiver. Followed that, and read about "...Grant Carroll, owner of Martini Shot Films LLC..." I'm bored today, and that was slightly entertaining. Thanks! it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  12. Well, it was years ago, and I heard it from a Canadian. You know how trustworthy those sneaky Canadians are.... (yes, I've turned a gun thread into a 'bash Canada' thread) "We're sneaky like that...you can never trust a Canadian. Next thing you know, we'll be supplying your natural resources!" it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  13. People are way too protective of the shit they own. It's just that people, shit. Ever heard someone say they'd kill someone if they fucked with their car? Jesus... it's just a car!! Yeah, I'd be pissed, but I wouldn't kill someone over it. You want to take all my crap? Fine, I probably won't kill you over it. Most of the time, they wait until you're not home anyway - most thieves don't want confrontation. This might have already been said (sorry, I didn't read through 200 replies) but could someone in Canada verify this for me? - I heard once that in Canada, there's one place in your home where you can shoot & kill someone with basically no questions asked. That one place is the bathroom. Makes sense - you keep nothing of value (typically) in the bathroom. If an intruder is in there with you, he's coming after you. Makes sense to me. If I think you're coming after me, I won't hesitate to kill you. If I see you crawling out my back window with my VCR, I'll probably yell and scream. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  14. You recall that, huh? http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/fakenews.htm .... yawn.... it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  15. Waste of money. The laser ones are effective - at a range of anout 10 feet. Hire Bill von - I'm sure he could take an old radar gun, tweak it, and give false readings to every cop in a 30 mile radius.
  16. Rolling Rock would be his 'bonus system' I realize he doesn't need a lot of motivation to shoot at people... but just in case. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  17. How many hours do you have in a Little Bird? So if I pick up a job driving the truck, will you be my escort? I can pay in sheep! it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  18. You going to be a truck driver for Halliburton? $85k/yr tax free ain't a bad gig at all... provided you don't get killed. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  19. Is it warm in here? Or is that just me? I'm a lucky bastard, I know, don't hate me ;) it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  20. wildblue

    How to get men

    please head north on I-71 You trying to ger her shot?!? As for all the "be naked, bring beer, know how to pack" -- you all can speak for yourselves. Personally, I require a little more than a naked, subservient, packing beer wench. All pluses, mind you... well, not the 'subservient' part - I need someone who can think for themselves. But anyway... all of that's easy to do, and doesn't impress me. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  21. Sloppy Joes. Slop, sloppy Joes. Down in Lunch Lady Land. Hoogies and grinders hoogies and grinders navy beans, navy beans it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  22. The kitchen?! I thought that was the ladies locker room, with as many outfits and shit that were laying around. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  23. I did! it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  24. I blame you it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  25. Those are a close second - right behind the white mesh panties (that have the matching top) .... where's the 'drooling' smiley when you need it?? ...with your teeth. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality