wildblue

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  1. First of all, you wouldn't exist. Let's say you were really really really close to the speed of light and turned your headlights on - you'd witness the light exactly the same as you would if you were stopped in a parking lot. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  2. 10 (minutes in the tunnel) : 0 : probably a lot Ok, so it was a week. My clothes still smell like beach.. or maybe beach, bonfire, and alcohol - it's a good smell. I'm ready to go back. Soooo many firsts - backflying in the tunnel (hard), my 6 and 7 year old nephews, my 15 year old niece, and my 55 year old mother flew in the tunnel - it was beautiful. I will never forget those smiles as long as I live. Drunken putt-putt was fun too. Oh, and if someone wants to clean Mike's care out for me, I'd appreciate it. And steal Paige's car for me while you're at it. It was just a beautiful week... the rest of it either isn't fit for public consumption or you really wouldn't care about. I still smell artichokes.... and garlic... k? mmmmk. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  3. you can leave me out of this - it's safe to say I have nothing to do with it. entirely too much drama folks... it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  4. Yeah, usually I take coffee with me (security just asks you to take a drink of it) I just didn't this time. And trhe $3 coffee was pretty good - it was a mocha-something-or-other. BTW - they have ATL torn all sorts of up. What a mess. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  5. She's busy doing what you should be doing - jumping. She's no doubt busy slapping asses, scoping out who's got the best stash of beer for tonight, and lining up her supplier (Aimee) of Hot Sex ... mmmm... I want Hot Sex it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  6. How desperate are you? Uhg... you're Canadian too... lemme see if I have any other takers it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  7. Last time I flew, it was at like 7am, I figured getting there about an hour to an hour and a half would be fine. Wrong - took like 45 minutes to get through security (ask Lew ) But at least there were two cool people (not to mention terribly attractive) to pass the time with. So this time, I got here two hours early - of course, I was first in line to check in and first in line through security... so here I sit by myself, drinking a $3 cup of coffee, and bored out of my mind. I need someone to entertain me please - good looks are optional. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  8. Paging Dr. Philbo, paging Dr. Philbo... please report to dz.com with your beer-filled camel-pak. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  9. Watch it, or we'll do it to your rig too it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  10. Hey everybody, I just got a crazy email from someone too! And I was like "Holy Shit!" check it yo: Start of email: Dear Weildblblue - I think you have a hot, hot ass. Please send pictures, or slide them under your front door and I'll get them in a minute. All I can say is 1. What is this obsession with my ass?! It's starting to worry me. 2. Slide it under my front door? that means you're... oh shit. Anyway, I gotta go call the cops real quick, I just wanted to share that with you all because I'm an attention whore! And it doesn't bother me to share a private message in an open forum. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  11. Wow! That is crazy! What a sick bastard! Looks like Vallerina's drunk handwriting to me! it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  12. I got two turn-tables and a microphone. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  13. I think we need a picture of said ass so we can give our opinions on it. k... it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  14. I was thinking something similar: Are you sure it was consensual? You weren't getting nailed with a stun-gun were you? it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  15. \ So... uhhh... got any plans for next week? it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  16. Is that really that hard to do? Or do you need actual pictures? BTW - I'm thinking of changing my name to Weildblblue and installing a breathalyzer on Vallerina's PC. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  17. 1) Nothing was said about "you should never come here for advice" 2) Most of your 'examples' are people using it as a sounding board, no one is in immediate danger (I didn't really have time to go through them all) 3) I didn't see any that dragged someone else into it. EDIT: GODDAMMIT! I'm slow again. I give up. I wish Vallerina slept naked... the nightvision on the camera is useless. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  18. I think what she is saying is that if there's really something that serious going on, then call the police, get a restraining order, file charges, whatever. Using the forums to try to humiliate them into submission isn't going to work. EDIT: Damn I'm slow today. Nevermind me... I'm going to go back to reviewing the footage I have from the camera I secretly installed in Vallerina's bedroom.... it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  19. Crazy ex's = fairly normal. No one needs to be 'warned' about a crazy ex. Rapists = not normal. Should be brought up that you can't trust people. And I doubt many people even know who they were talking about. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  20. And the poor bastard that hits you will have a totalled car and a few less children! it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  21. It happens way more places than dz.com - you should get out more. Or maybe I should stop hanging out exclusively with drunks... hmmm. I see alcoholism as more of a goal than a disease. What better excuse to be drunk at 2 in the afternoon than "I can't help it!" It just makes good sense. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  22. Negative. I've tried that. It always seems to end up in my hand, against my ear, leaving an incoherent message for whichever person was smart enough not to answer. What happens if the person on the other end answers, and they're drunk too? Hilarity ensues. Call me later it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  23. Sign me up. You know what they say - you can't drink all day if you don't start right now! it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  24. Same here. And State Farm was stupid-cheap compared to anyone else for me - they don't classify bike types, they go by engine size. A friend of mine was paying more for his Shadow than I was for my R6 it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  25. ... and I'm sure they actually meant it. They're probably the same two people who checked every single box on the "What drugs have you used in the last week?" survey in high school. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality