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Wait, you have to do that? I think we found your problem caller! I dunno ... but I hope it turns out ok! it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

Do you ever forget to take the spoon out of the mug when drinking coffee? it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

Don't. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

I'm guessing kicking the elephants in the nuts is more bravado and less hunting technique. Still, an elephant doesn't have to be trapped or standing still to get a couple spears and arrows in it. Try Google - "clubbing elephant in genitals" it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

Elephant Killing with arrows & spears They've been killing elephants since long before guns were invented. Anything will die once it loses enough blood. Hell, if they can kill a whale with something sharp, why not an elephant? it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

Don't need it it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

SWEET! I heard that intelligent design is being replaced with Flying Spaghetti Monsterism in public schools. George Bush is protesting it. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

Man what a day!!! This is great! All these good things just happened to me at once: I learned all sorts of stuff I never knew - like if I slightly overpay a speeding ticket, it'll never go on my record! Mars is going to be REALLY close to earth next August too, so now I won't miss that. Oh, and for my good deed I sent an email to this kid in England that's dying of cancer. I wonder if that counts as one of the emails that Bill Gates is going to send me for forwarding? It doesn't matter though, because it seems some guy in Africa needs my help to liberate a couple million dollars, and he's going to give me a cut for helping out! If for some reason that falls through (it looks pretty solid though), I still have the chance to save thousands by refinancing my mortgage. How could it get any better you ask? Well it does! It seems there's some 'hot lesbos' that want my 'hard cock'! Not that I'd have any problems taking care of them, but as luck would have it this guy Richard emailed me and says he can get me Cialis without a prescription and CHEAP! Might as well make it some memorable action, right?! Man... life is so much better when you just believe in the in-box. Walken for Pres 2008!!! it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

Wowza! And all these years I thought it was Lucy and Ricky Actually it was Mary Kay and Johnny. Will people ever stop regurgitating this BS? Just because it showed up in your inbox does not make it true. Just off the top of my head, I know the Golf one is false. A woman didn't invent the laser printer either (unsure of the others). The "Rule of Thumb" thing has been disproven as well. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

j0nes is not veter - unless he makes one helluva commute to jump every weekend. Doorbell song...? Not sure I've heard it. The Nurse song is painfully annoying though. Painfully. You callin' me a Taco Bell kind of guy?! it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

that's the one - thanks. wow, that was 5 years ago?! I'm getting old... it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

So far, I give you troll of the year award. It was a close competition between you and veter... but evidently veter isn't actually trolling it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

Whatever happened with that one suit? Basically, just what he described and the one guy sued the other.... it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

I just did. Nothing happened. Is this one of those things where an axe murderer comes out of my monitor? it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

I am Spartacus. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

Me three. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

Where's the option for "None"?

a-hem. If you're making a grand exit from dz.com, you're supposed to post in the Official Goodbye Thread it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

I'm guessing he can only post from work... so you should see him again around 10am CST it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

The brilliant ones are always the most misunderstood. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

psssst it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

Cheesehead. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

True, it just seems odd to take pictures unless they were originally yours or something. I think I'll break into a bank tonight and steal all their pens. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

Disgruntled ex-employee? it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality