Nick

I'm in the UK and managed to get through AFF in Lakewales, worked out that the cost of geting there the course, beer, food etc came to about the same as AFF in the UK (and you get a holiday out of it too). If you do go abroad make sure that the place is BPA registered (or whatever). If not it might cause problems when you get back to the UK. if you need more info pm me Nick Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

The UK government announced today that it is changing its emblem to a condom because it clearly reflects the governments political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Nick Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

Didn't get mine either, probably lost over the Atlantic!!! Nick Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

Thats like my brothers fantasy of a naked woman playing a glass cello!!! Nick Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

Thats when I'm planning to be there, maybe we could catch up. Nick Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

Me too, should be coming over to the US to pick it up in the middle of Feb. Anybody fancy some belly flying in Eloy? Nick Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

Sorry Mike, not a clue where I got it from. It's been sitting around on my HD for about 2 years. Nick Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

I think they are all great: I will not waste chalk I will not aim for the head I will not skateboard in the halls I will not barf unless I'm sick I will not burp in class I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty I will not instigate revolution I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge I will not conduct my own fire drills I did not see Elvis I will return the seeing-eye dog Funny noises are not funny I will not call my teacher `Hot Cakes' I will not snap bras Garlic gum is not funny I will not fake seizures They are laughing at me, not with me This punishment is not boring and meaningless I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom My name is not Dr. Death I will not encourage others to fly I will not defame New Orleans I will not fake my way through life I will not prescribe medication Tar is not a plaything I will not bury the new kid I will not Xerox my butt I will not teach others to fly It's potato, not potatoe I will not bring sheep to class I will not trade pants with others A burp is not an answer The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy I am not a 32 year old woman Teacher is not a leper I will not do that thing with my tongue Coffee is not for kids I will not drive the principal's car I will not eat things for money I will not pledge allegiance to Bart I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call I will not sell school property The principal's toupee is not a frisbee I will not cut corners I will not squeak chalk I do not have diplomatic immunity I will not charge admission to the bathroom I will not get very far with this attitude Goldfish don't bounce I will not make flatulent noises in class Mud is not one of the 4 food groups I will not belch the National Anthem No one is interested in my underpants I will not sell land in Florida I will not sell miracle cures I will not grease the monkey bars Underwear should be worn on the inside I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment The Christmas pageant does not stink I will not do anything bad ever again I will not torment the emotionally frail I will not show off I will not call the principal "spud head" I will not carve gods I will not sleep through my education I will not spank others I am not a dentist I will not bribe Principal Skinner Spitwads are not free speech I will finish what I start Nobody likes sunburn slappers "Bart Bucks" are not legal tender High explosives and school don't mix Hamsters cannot fly All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man I will not go near the kindergarten turtle I am not deliciously saucy Organ transplants are best left to the professionals I will not send lard through the mail I will not use abbrev. Five days is not too long to wait for a gun Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal Indian burns are not our cultural heritage There are plenty of businesses like show business I will not dissect things unless instructed I will not hang donuts on my person No one wants to hear my armpits I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface I will not celebrate meaningless milestones I will not strut around like I own the place Next time it could be me on the scaffolding The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist I am not a lean mean spitting machine The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan I will not whittle hall passes out of soap Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things I do not have power of attorney over first graders I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr I am not certified to remove asbestos "Bagman" is not a legitimate career choice I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball I will remember to take my medication The boys room is not a water park Beans are neither fruit nor musical Nerve gas is not a toy "Bewitched" does not promote Satanism The First Amendment does not cover burping Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does Nick Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

There has to be two best jumps of the year: 1st is my first freefall in January in LakeWales, talk about total sensory overload!!! 2nd is a 13-way in September in Empuri, such a buzz having that many other people in the air (I know it's not a 300-way but was great for me). Nick Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

Not got it yet but it's on order, gonna be black and purple. Can't wait until it's ready!!! Nick Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

Back of a mates van (had been converted into a camper) while doing 60 in the fast lane of a motorway. Nick Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

Sounds like you need to get Performance Bike mag from the UK, always lots of that kinda stuff. Nick Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

God for you. You'll find it's more addictive than nicotine. Nick Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

From what I've seen some of the more "mature" jumpers are more like kids than anybody else. Nick Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ass? Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is John, and I am an alcoholic'? Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'? Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong? Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure? Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Nick Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

Got to be an Otter (preferably a Super) nice big door for lauching 4 ways. Don't have to worry about hitting your head on the wheel when point of a meeka from an Islander and the doors on the right side as opposed to Beavers and Porters. Nick Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

Started on S/L got up to 10 sec delays in 15 jumps and then over to AFF (completed in 7 jumps) Love hop-n-pops. Nick Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

Yep I'm a shiny arsed mouse pilot to. Actually a Quality Systems Manager for one of the few companies left that make optical components for telecoms. Nick Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

Long story but: About 9 years ago I was involved in a bike racing team as the mechanic and the riders father (Terry)was a commercial pilot who had flow for a parachute display team quiet a few years ago (not sure where from but could have been HeadCorn) anyway he always had interesting stories about it and it sounded like real good fun and I ashould really give it a go but never got round to it. Anyway met a girl stopped the bike racing, bought a house etc etc etc. 2 years ago this girl and I were thinking of some fun stuff that we should try and we came up with Scuba diving and Parachuting (and I thought of the coversations with Terry). That christmas we were on holiday and booked up for a try out scuba diving course, did all the training and went for the first open water dive, she loved it I hated it. we then split up but still decided to go ahead and do a SL course together. Did the training in March 2001 and managed the jump in July 2001, she hated it and I loved it. I kept on working my way through RAPS until the end of the season when I decided to bite the bullet and booked myself an AFF course at LakeWales in Feb 2002 (turns out that the ex booked herself in for sports diver training at the same time). Managed AFF and all my consols in a week, came back to the UK and have been jumping whenever I can since, now only on a loly 96 jumps but still loving it. Nick Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

Ha ha ha. Very quick thinking there!! lucky he didn't ask where the 1M resistor was!!! Nick Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

Not got mine yet, but it does have to get to the UK. Sure it'll trun up some time next ear. Nick Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

Yup, if I kick somebody else of their PC. Have had a look at the adobe site and will get the trial version from there, will just start it downloading and will go down the pub. Cheers Nick Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

A bloody slow one and home, and a very quick one here at work (but it annoys the IS guys which is always good fun). Nick Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

and Dr Strangelove..... Nick Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

Can anybody help me. After hours of fighting (and almst throwing my PC out the window) I've managed to get Windows Movie Maker working on my PC but it saves the movies as some stupid .WMV file which from what I can see is no use to man nor beast as the only thing it'll play on is my own PC, which kinda defeats the object of having a movie editor!!! Does anybody know of anything that'll transfer the .WMV to .MPG or something that'll allow me to play it on other PCs (the wholepoint of the exercise). Cheers Nick Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!