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No. I want to know how paper beats rock, too. Well, nevermind. http://gizmodo.com/red-hot-nickel-ball-vs-paper-1-2-3-burn-1481936185/@ericlimer Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

No. I want to know how paper beats rock, too. Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

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Hey! You're right - You're not over-thinking this in the least. Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

None! You are moving within an air mass which is called the wind if you are on the ground. It is only going to have an effect if you are not in the air mass and the air mass hits you. The relative wind you experience is from your movement within the air mass. Think about the boat in the water analogy This is what I thought when I read it at first. However wouldn't deployment be creating such a force that it would be like sticking an oar out into the current? I'm always amazed at some people's inability to perceive the analogy. If you stick an oar out into a current from a boat drifting in it, nothing will happen. Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

Clearly the cost of a new main is high, but what's the cost of a replacement line vs. a reserve repack? @hook-knife. Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

I sure hope you manifested for the next load to show your appreciation! Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

It's still true. It just doesn't fly. Yeah, fuck 'em. I went to Perris in 2008 specifically to 'jump the jet'. They didn't have the grace to update their shit to notify anyone it wasn't flying. I understand the finances, just don't advertise something you don't have. Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

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This. The beginning of the end... Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

You may be able to improve your numbers.... Are you quite sure that you've got to be fully awake for the first jump or completely sober for the last? Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

Suppose... you were the Swedish Bikini Model's oil boy... and they all wanted you.... how much sex would you have that year? Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

Need to coordinate jumpsuit colors for clarity. Derr. Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

Splitting hairs. Skydiving is intrinsically a 'stunt'. Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

Ummm... yes. You made that happen by fucking with your rears during inflation. Grabby hands... Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

Pretty damn close to new moon - must've been dark! Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

Yes, absolutely! Hear, hear! Fuck all that noise about checking pins & pilot chutes. For that matter, don't wear seat belts in your car, or make sure your mirrors are adjusted. After all, there are subtle things that are going to get you. I'll go first... Unkulunklunkalooo: Sept 7th, 2:30pm. Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

Finally. Someone who knows how to spell hippie. 'Hippy' has more to do with lack of exercise. Children... what to do with them? If you were born in the 60's or later, just sit down, park your keyboard, and watch. Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

Perhaps the 'student' got nervous. Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess