livendive

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  1. Dude...anything is better with Chachere's, but especially buttery popcorn! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  2. You almost should have been! grumblemumblepansymumblegrumble Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  3. Harold? Herman? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  4. I used to know a gal named Bertha...she was hot. I'd have had a relationship with her if such a thing had been in the cards, and not cared about her name. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  5. Pansy But...but...Hey! So, ya see, what really happened was... Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  6. And here I thought you were one of those "nice girls"...what are you doing starting a thread like this??! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  7. What was that whoooshing sound? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  8. This thread is NOT MY FAULT! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  9. I notice kbordson has now added her name to the list. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  10. How many of each? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  11. Hey...the offer was out there and you failed to show up for work! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  12. Hey, that implies that it's her job to entertain us... Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  13. I'm starting the over-under at 3 posts. Who's in? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  14. I know that feeling Liz, and it sucks. Sorry to hear it. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  15. Where, where? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  16. Alright, alright! I chose! In all honesty though, I'm just hoping for a relationship that feels "right" and I have no idea what that'll be. I've tried most of the things listed up there in the last couple years (except the marriage options) and those didn't feel "right", so I'm thinking it's probably more dependent on the woman I'm involved with than the type of relationship I have with her. Go figure. Blues Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  17. Mmmm....grilled bacon-wrapped scallops rock! I just had them as an entree last week. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  18. No multiple answers allowed? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  19. Hey, she called you a dam nit! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  20. Wrap water chestnuts w/ half-pieces of bacon (using toothpicks to hold the bacon on) & bake half an hour @ 350, then throw them all in a crockpot of equal parts grape jelly & chili sauce for awhile. Sounds wierd, tastes awesome, definitely not boring. or...mix a can of corned beef with a half pound of cream cheese and onion, mayonnaise, and fresh dill to taste. Easy to double the recipe and serve in a bread bowl if you want it to look more interesting. Serve chilled with bread chunks or crackers. Or...the easiest, but somewhat boring...cover a block of cream cheese with salsa & a bunch of shrimp or crab meat & pick up a bag of frito's to dip in it. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  21. That only hurt for a minute, till I overwrote it with: "Here's the story, of a lovely lady..." Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  22. I heard Frenchy frequently has that problem. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  23. That would be funny if a thong made flip-flopping sounds while you walked. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  24. I'm aghast! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  25. LOL - that was gonna be my next question...why is a thong singular, but boxers, briefs, and panties plural? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)