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  1. livendive
    What are you whining about? The weather was great yesterday! Roy and I made a couple of jumps each, and Schwartz made 1. We wanted to fun-jump after the tandems, but us & Chrissy weren't enough to send the plane. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Legal status matters not to me. It's illegal for a woman to drive in Saudi Arabia. Does that mean a woman who drives there illegally is a fuckup? Nope. In my mind, someone who kills themself doing drugs for fun is no more or less a fuckup than someone who kills themself skydiving for fun. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Bolas, Funks, and Wildcard451. You put me in the same group as those two? I was gonna share the secret to painless ball waxing with you, but not now. If avocados and grapes can fit in the same group, you shouldn't complain about someone noting a similarity between Granny Smiths and Golden Delicious. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    His addiction was heroin. Other people are addicted to adrenalin. Do you say the same about folks who die skydiving? The fact that his recreation cost him his life doesn't mean he was a colossal fuckup. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I think I'll sleep in as late as possible, then finish my taxes while drinking to excess.
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    Bolas, Funks, and Wildcard451. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    let me know how that works out for you. i'd like like to find an alternative that involves a little less blood. i'm tired of the step children looking like they fell in the garbage disposal. This is a self-taught learning process, and so far it has involved more blood than shaving ever did. I'm at the halfway mark though now, and I learned some incredibly valuable lessons on the first half...mistakes I will NOT be making on the second half. Since figuring out a couple of those in unbelievably painful manners , it *has* been easier going.
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    It says in the instructions, "Try not to perspire while using Nad's" Like that's gonna happen! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    God I hope you're right. I went to two stores looking for the Gold Bond powder recommended in that other thread. All I could find by that name was something for athlete's foot, which I'm guessing isn't the right thing. I did however find a no-heat wax product called "Nad's". Boredom and I are a REALLY bad combination. I'm currently trying to drink up enough courage to give it a go. If I don't post here for several days, would someone please call 911. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Goal, as in "GG...OOOOOO...AAA...LLLLL!" Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    This makes drunken, no-moon, sub-200 foot base-jumping seem tame comparison. Monkey with a death-wish Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Balls! You are very clearly "4 - All of the above" Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I've started mine. In fact I've done like half of the non-schedule C stuff. That's worth something, right? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Or was it just messy? I yelled "Incoming!" just a second too late... you should have seen the look of surprise on Bozo's face! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    That was fun, though I'll admit to feeling a bit nervous when them other guys tried to join us there towards the end! Of course, the three of us together was sooo damned ugly, I'm pretty sure seeing it would blind her. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Absolutely not. I'm, at worst, outside video on that two-way! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    What was the email address for your phone again? Nevermind, I don't need it anytime soon. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Umm, Gia...You are earning yourself anti-spanking credits here. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    That thread could have ended so much quicker if someone had just said that! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I was referring to the real picture I posted, not the two bruise pictures. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Well she saw it during that hour and a half! I'm not sure *you* prompting me to post a picture of my ass is very encouraging, especially with the "damaged goods" comment! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    well i've seen tthe rack V2.0 and it is very nice, don't worry, what you would be getting is worth it, but doesn't matter.. i asked first, back off.... TheRack(TM)v2.0 sounds vaguely familiar. But you just encouraged her to NOT post a picture of her butt! I think that almost qualifes you as a cockblocker! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Did I mention the itching powder I sprinkled on the sheets in my spare bedroom? You coming down here this weekend? Aaron and I will be eating dead stuff and consuming mass quantities of alcohol tonight. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    will you marry me??? Don't do it!!! He didn't "show some ass" so you won't know what you're getting! I did...so she should marry me? But how will I know what I'm getting? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I can't stand you... Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)