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  1. ...she'd still be ugly. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  2. I imagine he's enjoying the climate somewhere with an unusually warm autumn. Note the planet is actually somewhat larger than Alaska , and one month, or even year for that matter, does not represent a trend. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  3. :2:0 Made two jumps yesterday, a tandem and a 5-way freefly w/ tube. Today's my 5th day off in a row and I'm having mimosa's while everything outside is getting covered with snow. Bacon, eggs, and hashbrowns are just waiting on my motivation, so the right company is the only improvement this morning could possibly stand. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  4. I love poking your butthole. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  5. An entire 8-way team. Plus video. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  6. Of course you could also go out to the bar, get drunk, and pass out in the neighbor's yard and still end up with a child. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  7. By virtue of getting a bird all to myself, I have WAY more turkey than I'll use in sammiches. Anyone have any good suggestions for other uses? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  8. I think I've found your problem. If you'd drank enough last night, you'd have overslept, and then gone through a couple hours of "Oh my god", both of which would have made the work day shorter. I'm getting up to mix myself another. Should I make an extra? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  9. I think manuals are best for sports cars, trucks that routinely do hard work, and commuter cars for people who place a high priority on fuel economy. Automatics are better where comfort is a priority, including mid-size and bigger sedans, and trucks that only see relatively normal use. My truck rarely hauls more than a few hundred pounds (tho I've done 1.5 tons), rarely tows more than 2-3 tons, and 4-low gets the occasional low-end work/getting unstuck accomplished, so an automatic works well for me. Unless I come into some serious money soon, my next car will not be an M-5, thus I have to pick between sporty or luxury, and the transmission will match that decision. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  10. Why would you want to be so rude? I got nuthin'. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  11. Don't worry too much about, gas caps are pretty inexpensive. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  12. Why the fuck would someone wait till things are on sale to steal them? Wal-Mart shoppers are funny! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  13. I think there are such men, but I'm not one of them. A fit pregnant woman can be absolutely gorgeous. Plus, ya don't have to worry about birth control! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  14. Yeah, sure ya do. Now just admit what is obvious to everyone else...you want me! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  15. I just got up about a half an hour ago. Currently trying to decide between bloody marys or mimosas. Suggestions? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  16. I would really not want to work on a pussy that was so fucked up that it needed someone to jump in to work on it. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  17. Automatic man card suspensions for the both of you! The best day for christmas shopping is christmas eve, with frequent beer & shot stops at one of the mall's finest restaurants! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  18. I started the day with irish coffees. Then I moved to a bottle of Terra Blanca roussanne while I made a 12 lb sage butter turkey & cornbread stuffing per the recipe Tigra posted. Sides were a 13x9 spinach souffle and a large pot of gravy (does using the giblets in the stock count Jay? ). I had to open a bottle of Freja pinot while I finished cooking and that lasted through a couple heaping plates of food. That's gone too now, and I'm well into a bottle of Bonny Doon big house red. Of course I didn't take any of this stuff anywhere other than my house. And, since I didn't have any company over, I didn't bother showering or getting dressed today. Now, my belly is ready to burst, and I've got a couple weeks worth of leftovers. It was a really, really good day...almost perfect. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  19. I don't know if it was them or the elderly lady who fucked up, but I still agree with your post. Unless it was someone you loved. If someone was shooting at one of my loved ones, I'd expect them to return fire...and vice versa. The fuck-ups in this case happened before a trigger was ever pulled. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  20. Answer your fucking phone, bitch! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  21. I don't know if it was them or the elderly lady who fucked up, but I still agree with your post. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  22. Let's imagine some guy comes onto you at the bar tonight. He's ugly and uninteresting, you blow him off, and he takes offense. Unbeknownst to you, he's a writer for the Atlantic Daily (or whatever your local newspaper is called). Tomorrow morning, the front page of the paper says "KELLY *******" RAPES CHILD THEN KILLS PARENTS", with a full story about how you committed these crimes, and maybe a couple follow-ups over the next few weeks. You get fired, some of your acquaintances hate you, etc. Should you have some legal recourse? Understand I'm mostly playing devil's advocate here. I certainly believe that freedom of speech is crucial to our nation, and I don't think anyone has a right to not be offended. But I will admit to seeing some grey area when that speech is both public and harmful (in a manner other than mere hurt feelings.) Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  23. Give me a call once you have that $20 in hand. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  24. I posted my green bean recipe in 04 and 05, might as well make it a trifecta. 4 cans french cut green beans 1 pound bacon 6 Tbls white vinegar 6 Tbls Brown sugar 6 Tbls bacon fat 8 oz grated cheddar 1 cup finely diced onion 3 Tbls yellow mustard Cook bacon so it's crunchy--cut into about 1/2" bacon bits--save 6 Tbls bacon fat. This can be done just before making sauce or ahead of time Heat green beans and drain (drain really well) Combine the vinegar, brown sugar, bacon fat and mustard in a sauce pan. Heat slowly, stirring so it doesn't burn, just till it starts to boil slowly. (Don't take a big whiff of this...boiling vinegar is rough on the nose) Mix the sauce, onion, bacon, and cheese into the drained beans and serve immediately. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  25. I make that recipe somewhat regularly, but with a bit more cheese and some fresh dill. If I remember correctly, the snow-whores from last year ought to recognize it. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)