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  1. livendive
    Honesty. I have to trust them in order to really appreciate the other qualities. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I thought it was just because I have a penis rather than a vagina. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Did you really just say that J and Turtle ain't bad? I've obviously underestimated their skills of deception! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    They'd have to go somewhere in order to invade it, leaving all the gouda here for us!
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    And there are the others, on their 5 second delays, "Archthousandtwothou...fuck!PULL!!!" And they'll all swear it was at least 5 seconds when they were still close enough to the plane to smell their fear. I have a friend named 3-second-Bob who finally resorted to CRW at around 30 jumps because hop & pops were all he was doing anyhow. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Roy - I'm your friend, so I've usually tried to tolerate your wine catastrophes over the years. The nice people at LP who don't know you are unlikely to give you the same amount of slack, so don't you be bringing any of that shithole plonk! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    It sounds like he's just checking back on occasion to see if your situation has changed. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Any chance this down period will also fix the 2006 search results (seems like there's still a big blank spot between February and August or so)? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    What's wrong with little fishies? I actually tried them...once. They weren't nearly as fishy as I expected; The real problem was the salt; AACKKKK!!! It was like biting into a block of salt. No thanks. I can't stand 'em for the exact same reason. As for bad pizza...I only eat Pizza Hut, Domino's, etc if desperate or someone else bought it. Round Table is decent, as is that mall-thing (Sbarro I think it's called), but I generally prefer quality non-chain pies. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Cingular is now AT&T (again). A bad experience with AT&T several years ago prevents me from switching to them, but I do keep hearing good things about their customer service that contrasts with my experience, so maybe one of these days. I sure would like to have better cell coverage when at the DZ...especially if I can get one that'll run a laptop wireless card. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    How can anyone possibly prove one way or another how many assassination attempts there would have been on the President without his armed Secret Service detail? Blues, Dave The point was it doesn't prevent them from happening. Unless you're going to rewrite history and tell me that since its the inception of the Secret Service there have been no attempts. So we know the Secret Service doesn't prevent all attempts on the President's life, but that doesn't mean they don't prevent some or most of them. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    How can anyone possibly prove one way or another how many assassination attempts there would have been on the President without his armed Secret Service detail? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Yes it is, why do you like it? I have more pics I can post for you. It's been 8 minutes already. How long are we gonna have to wait? I'm just trying to decide whether I should run errands now or later. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    So...you like letting the bush grow on all of your vaginas? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    This thread is WAY better now that it's no longer about music to ruin a good mood. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    My pleasure! Blues, Jerkface "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Actually, Carrie did another song called wasted that, in the first verse, talks about a girl just getting up and leaving a guy. And another called "Starts with Goodbye" that says it's going to hurt, I'm going to cry, but its time to move on with the rest of my life, and it starts with goodbye. I like that song the best. Its about realizing the end of a relationship has come and its time to end it respectfully... without cheating and causing it to hurt more than it would anyway. I prefer music that doesn't make me want to slash my wrists. That must be why I've never heard of Carrie Underwood outside of dz.com. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Blowjobs. Definitely blowjobs. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    That sounds too stereotyped to be real. In any case, at 30 jumps the S/L or IAD graduate will often be a better canopy pilot, and the AFF graduate will often be a better freefaller, both being highly dependent on the quality and quantity of coaching received in the latter part of their training. By 60ish jumps, the method by which they learned will likely be indistinguishable except on a hop & pop load. It's with the hope of realizing the best of both methods that my students do IAD through the clear and pull, followed by four levels of AFF. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I'd much rather work with a student who has too much fear than one who doesn't have any. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Do you know if we've met at Prairie or Stevensville/Hamilton? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    It's one of my favorite things to do.
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    >> But don't forget, I have volunteered and donated my time and professional services to be the head boobie judge at LP Due to the large volume expected at LP I'll be your ASSistant to ensure QC. I'm sure there will be enough for both of us to "handle", and I can always use a second opinion. Thank you for your kind offer, Jason I guess that means I couldn't bribe you two in the best boobie contest (sigh) You better get todak in on this.....I am sure he would offer his services being the gentleman that he is Well, now that I've been volunteered, it'd be rude of me to not help out. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I do love a nice beaver, but there's a fine line between classic and over the hill. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    You wanna have a drink when we get there? Would you like a little drinky? I'll get you another bailey's. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)