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    As insane as it sounds, I can think of 5 *skydivers* I'd take with me. They just happen to be the right kind of skydivers, with the right kind of real jobs when they're not doing tandems with me. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Okay then, here's the brightened version! Hubba hubba!! Well then - We should see who can improve the quality . . . I sooooo wish I wasn't at work so I could click these attachments. I can't bitch though...I did get an incredibly hot picture a couple hours ago through other channels.
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    Jesus! I would be willing to bring a bunch of tequila to see that thing in action Alternately, you could make a trip to Spokane, jump with us in Davenport, then enjoy the libations afterward. The margaritarator is installed on top of our kegerator (that's always full of GOOD beer)
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    Nina Simone. Absolutely.
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    Yep, but the comparison isn't even slightly realistic. The monster being referred to will make 5 gallons of margaritas in less than 2 minutes. I think the typical batch includes a half gallon of teguila and a bag or two of ice. It's a big water-cooler bottle attached to an industrial garbage disposal unit, with 2.5" pipes and a big damn spigot. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I'm guess AlexCrowley. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    What'd he do? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    SUV help

    livendive replied to pop's topic in The Bonfire

    At that size, I'd get a Toyota Sequoia. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I didn't know that dinner was even part of the whole Easter thing. What's the traditional entree, conies? We're going to be skydiving our asses off in Richland. It's the last weekend the Caravan is here before going back to Davenport. Forecast is for near 80 degrees, I'll have some combination of Bill, Roy, Aaron, and Erin at my house each night. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    That's a good article. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    At least he owed up to his 'boneheaded' mistake. ltdiver Another LYING THIEVING POLITICIAN. Gimme a break Did we read the same article? I thought it said he *overpaid* for the piece of property he bought, not that he lied or stole his way into it. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Can we take the machine to LP?? You can put it in Dave's truck and he will provide all the yummy stuff that goes in it. I will have to ask the powers that be......I might be able to persuade them How about we just leave it in Dave's trailer all week??? I wonder how many generators I'd need to run that thing (assuming Jason buys all the ingredients) Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Don't say anything, Jim. I think he's a cop. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    When did you start to lose your hearing? As for the original question...definitely Mike's funeral. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Very nice!! I think my favorite part about this thread was how I learned of it...a text from TheStepchild that said, "Wow! Hot naked chicks on dz.com right now! Hurry before they take them down!"
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    Hey, we all have our bad fuck-ups. Still, Erin and I had several good laughs about that last weekend. You finally bought some drinkable wine! I was amazed right up to the point when I realized *I* had to buy all the steaks in addition to another bottle! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Based on this and another post you put somewhere in this thread, it sounds like you've seen some really bad AFF-I's. In my experience, they're the exception, not the rule. In my limited roaming, I've encountered exactly one who I didn't think had the skills to be an AFF-I and one who possessed the skills but didn't always use them. Then again, with less than 2000 jumps, and less than 200 AFFs, I'm the newbie in our AFF crew, so that might have something to do with it. I've seen a lot more ugly tandem landings than ugly AFF-I landings...mostly because tandem landings are more complicated than solo landings, but canopy control has been a factor as well. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Cool. Different things make people happy. You can have cheesecake and I can have creme brulee, and as long as we both enjoy it, that's what matters. You might like this article. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    So . . .

    livendive replied to turtlespeed's topic in The Bonfire

    His teeth will look like he was grinning while riding a motorcycle through a swarm of mosquitos? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Hey, Clint...are you reading this? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I wasn't sure which was your normal personality...Halloween or Dublin. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Not by current testing standards. That's ridiculous. I know, every AFF-I that passed under the previous system and a bunch of non-AFF-I's think everyone is just handing out ratings these days. To be honest, it rings about as true as the average 20-miles-to-school-barefoot-in-the-snow-uphill-both-ways speech. The TI course is pretty easy to pass, the AFF is not so easy. If you'd like proof of this, compare the percentages of those who successfully complete a TCC versus an AFFCC. Still, passing courses is not what was said...the quote was "AFF requires more skill than tandems." I'd agree that doing AFF requires more skill than doing tandems. I'd also say that passing the AFF course requires more skill than passing a TI course, but I guess that's kinda beside the point. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    My Humps

    livendive replied to wildcard451's topic in The Bonfire

    I'm utterly flummoxed. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Hobbies...

    livendive replied to Icon134's topic in The Bonfire

    I'm the guy making the odd face with his eyes closed, directly behind you. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Thank you for that!