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Lost Prairie 2007 40th Anniversary Boogie
livendive replied to Amazon's topic in Events & Places to Jump
I've decided I'm not going to drink at LP this year. Fuck You, I'm Drunk! Fuck You, I'm drunk . . . How can we sing if you don't? I think I'm with the bytch on this one...it'll probably be yet another dry spell on the prairie for me. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) -
What?!! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Hey Clint, I was just wondering...do responses to your posts trigger emails to you saying someone has responded? And today you can't see what those responses are? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Has California passed some wacky law banning the sale of pencils? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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texts, phone calls, PMs, and emails have you gotten from Turtle today? We just might need Skymama to lift the ban so we can get other stuff done! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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You know what'd be worse than you dying while doing a drunk, nekkid handstand? Us not being there to watch. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Best example of that I know of...a friend's brother drove to a grocery store parking lot to meet up with a designated driver. After a night on the town, they swung back by his car so he could get his coat and a bag of clothes out of it. He grabbed the stuff, closed and locked the door, and watched a cop pull up. He was arrested and convicted of a DUI, because even if he was telling the truth about not driving, having had the keys while getting his stuff was sufficient. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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I totally agree with that. I don't think it should matter whether there's an open container in the car....only if the driver is over the legal limit. If ya' want to have a beer on the way home from work, it shouldn't be against the law, imho, unless your BAC is over the legal limit in your state. But, unfortunately, it is. Having an open container in the car is a separate issue from drunk driving, at least in AR. I agree with all of that, and it's the same way in WA. I think MT might have passed a law against open containers last year. I'm not entirely certain of either, as I haven't been pulled over for any traffic violations in the last 12 or so years. Occasional beer and obeying traffic laws > no beer and speeding tickets Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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You're probably right, but there's no being sure when the lies in question don't involve a blowjob. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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They've taken a manslaughter plea bargain rather than go to trial for murder. I'd hope they're placed in the general population, but either way it's nice to see at least some accountability. Story Here Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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That. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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No multiple choice allowed? I guess mustard is a must (except on chili dogs). Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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If there was a second me for a week, I'd divy up my to-do list and get a long ways toward caught up. Of course I'd keep the fun stuff, and give him all the tedious stuff. Otherwise, I think I'm ok. I hope I'd like me. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Well, if you didn't see him or hear him, how else would you have found him...smell? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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I got nuthin'. It wasn't a huge file was it? Cuz I've learned those kill it! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Don't do that...you must keep it private! Blues, Dave I wish you guys would make up your mind.... So your page is public and teases us with 5'0", but your pictures are set to private?! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Don't do that...you must keep it private! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Sometimes I shudder at what works through your imagination, other times I totally understand. This time is neither. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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If she had a coconut . . . I'll bet she has two. Those are melons. Not quite... Of course we'll need photographic evidence supporting your claim. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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I'm already there silly! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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What weird things do you need? Would you like to request?
livendive replied to swedishcelt's topic in The Bonfire
Yeah baby. Nothing like sucking dick that tastes like turtle ass. Turtle probably wouldn't mind if you just went straight to the source...check to see if he posted in the recent salad tossing thread if you want to be sure. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) -
What weird things do you need? Would you like to request?
livendive replied to swedishcelt's topic in The Bonfire
Umm...i want your shell, not your ass. Thinking back to your post yesterday, doesn't Slappie's cock kind of count as Turtle's ass by proxy? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) -
Ouch!! Drink it straight, really fast at first!! then I will get really drunk and wont be able to post. Im a light weight Just try for that fine line on which you are still able to post, but with extremely reduced inhibitions. Then you'll be happy and we'll be entertained. Win-win!
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Had a roommate once who decided to warm up a jar of marshmallow creme in the microwave. Did he stand there and watch it, just in case? Noooo.... Fool set the timer to several minutes and went off to watch television. And you think you have a mess NOW . . . . You ever seen a bulldog eat mayonnaise? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)