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  1. livendive
    This is as close as you can get to Bailey's without your eyes getting wet. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Do you know what I call this one? Old Greg? g Yes, sir, thank you sir. Make an assessment! Blues, Dave I think you are a fine modern gentleman. You don't know me. You don't know what I got! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Do you know what I call this one? Old Greg? g Yes, sir, thank you sir. Make an assessment! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Mmmmm - Lube. Dood, you ever say that to me again and I'll refuse you gouda. This is so sweet. I'm happy you two are finally going public. Oh, and I wouldn't bother telling your parents...I think they already know. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I can't remember all the times I've typed something up that would have either brought down massive condemnation or left me wide open to a flanking attack. The little red X in the upper right corner of my browser gets used from the posting page on a daily basis. Oh, and this one time I almost posted...oh, nevermind. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Mouse? Sorry about your luck. If we're going with rodent comparisons, I've got the capybara. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    4 pages in 23 hours? Breeze! Try 55 pages in 72 hours...and yes, I got three 4.0's out of them. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  8. livendive
    Why waste logic that I could otherwise share? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I'd kindly offer to have twice as much sex all weekend if that'd help. I do have to wait till tomorrow night though. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I could sell you mine for $10. First, I want to thank everyone for kindly offering to soothe my lacerations... That's cuz everyone had a different balm in mind than iodine! Edit to add: and is iodine ever soothing?! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I could sell you mine for $10. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  12. livendive
    Try Head & Shoulders. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Do You Dream?

    livendive replied to Michele's topic in The Bonfire

    Little place, and have a cow and pigs and some rabbits and grow alfalfa, and live off the fat of the land! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    What I need is someone ready, willing, able and pre-lubed. You know anyone personally in the immediate area of NYC? New Jersey close enough? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    How do I know that's not true? Dude, I'm so backed up right now. If I were to walk into a boobie bar, everyone's getting sprayed so severely that they'll run out vomiting spuge. I should pay your plane fare to get you on the next Pink Pony outing... Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    What he said. There's a reason the local Mexican restaurants don't serve tacos al chewbacca. I can see it now... No, no, I said WITHOUT the Wookie! ...Until the wookie stands up, and does his wookie call... then you just shut up and eat your damn tacos a la wookie Sorry, I'll have to pass. I'm allergic to mangina. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Audiobooks are what got me hooked on HP... I listened to the first one before I'd read any of them. I generally think of audiobooks as being great for grocery store style books, e.g. King, Clancy, Grisham, Koontz. With one Christopher Moore book under my belt, I'm going to try a few more, but the Potter books will follow immediately thereafter (I haven't read any of them). Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Shoot, I wish I had me a hairy taco for lunch! if its hairy, Im sending it back. There should be no hair in, on or around a taco. What he said. There's a reason the local Mexican restaurants don't serve tacos al chewbacca. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Is that young people speak for a nooner? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I've probably listened to over a hundred books from my library...the only books they left there are either on beat up old cassettes or I'm not interested in them in the least. Audible.com's platinum membership is like $22/month and gets you two full books/month and a huge discount on additional books, and putting them on an iPod is way better than having to mess with all the CDs. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I listen to 'em all the time and recently got a membership with audible.com. I just finished "Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal". Funniest audiobook I've heard yet...fucking hilarious, but bring your sense of humor if you're touchy...it's just a tad irreverent. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  22. livendive
    None for nothing girl but your friend sipping on that straw next to you is pretty hot.
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    Yes!!! Between a ton of work at my real job and trying to get a business up and running, I want the extra month! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Mine's a guy...and this just reminded me that I was supposed to be at lunch with him 11 minutes ago! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  25. livendive
    The 1st amendment is as least as clear as the 2nd amendmend. McCain-Feingold is a travesty and I'd welcome the new court stomping it down. I don't care if too many of you can't vote without seeing a thousand TV ads. There's no defense for banning the NRA, AARP, or the unions from making statements about candidates X days before the election. These sort of restrictions only increase the incumbency advantage. How do you feel about restrictions against nudity or swearing on public airwaves? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)