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Since we can't get in the pub, wanna get in the tub instead? You know what he does in the tub, right? And you still wanna get in it with him? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Hey Lee, I'm sitting here drinking Newcastle and wishing I could share them with ya. Just so you know, I found tonight that my local grocer actually carries London Pub pickled onions. No need to import them now, they're sold less than a mile from my house. I convinced Muttley to try one...she cried. Now that I've eaten 3 of them, she's told me I can't ever go down on her after eating them, cuz she's afraid her pussy will smell like them for a week. Give a hug to Dirty Pirate Whore #1 for me. Later. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I think the DZs should align themselves with PIA and USPA should cover competition, instruction, demo jumps, and safety. Those aspects of instruction and demonstration jumps that cross the line should be collaborated on between USPA and PIA with each organization representing their own constituency to the best of their ability. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Umm...careful with the "L" word, you're gonna get me in trouble. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

It's not like he's ever heard one of their songs. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I believe the cause of death has now been confirmed as a violent act by one or more other individuals. I don't suppose it matters too much whether it was by gun or knife (the latter being what I'm told unofficially), but rather that our friend was intentionally killed. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

If you look through the BOD meeting minutes on the USPA webpage, you'll see that the issue was discussed over 3 or 4 consecutive board meetings before action was taken in the summer 2005 meeting. There wasn't, however, a majority in favor, mostly because a whole bunch of the board members abstained due to a conflict of interest. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

He did know how to say your name. I know this because he got a kick out of repeatedly calling me Jay Schrimsher. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Iran has maintained that they have the right to pursue nuclear energy production. A power plant cannot run on natural uranium. For all practical purposes, the fuel must be made from either enriched uranium (low enrichment nowhere near what's necessary for weapons) or reprocessed spent fuel (e.g. plutonium). Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Somtimes I think about quitting the whole online thing, because I'd rather not really care when most people die. But there are some whom the pleasure of knowing far surpasses the pain of their death, and would at even twice the price. Lee was one of those. I only got to spend a couple of weekends hanging out with him in real life, but we talked on the phone all the time about life and other oddities. What Ben said in the other thread fits to a T. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

When my uncle's house burned down last year, Lee's first response was to send me a text message (paraphrased for grammar) "How much money does your uncle need and where should I send the check? I've got too much just sitting in my account right now anyhow." Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

It matches up on several points without any disconnects. I'd say it's probably him. Brandy needs lots of love right now. Someone please give her some from me. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

But this time I get to be there and help. This one hurts. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Holy shit! It's TommyKdink! RL will be pleased at how well this ties into her post last Friday. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Obviously there's quite a bit of French in you if you thinking beginning to smell a bit qualifies as still fresh. On a completely different subject, can I borrow your 3-hole punch? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Punishment: Being married. Punitive enhancement: to a Brit tosser in need of a green card. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

You haven't had that happen yet? Axe here too, deodorant only, not anti-perspirant, about 5-6 strokes per pit. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I now pronounce you SRS#1. You are hereby tasked with issuing all future SRS numbers. Do I need to send you a copy of my MRI report? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Liars. People who chew with their mouth open. People who leave their shopping cart in the middle of the parking lot, especially when it's windy. Customer service reps who don't understand what their job is, much less how to do it. Mouth-breathers are pretty annoying, but I think some of them have some sort of medical condition that causes it...I can't fault that. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Wow, we've got our very own medical problem being discussed in the New England Journal of Medicine! Anyone want to take charge of issuing SRS (Skydiving-Related Syringomyelia) numbers? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

And here they are with a couple more pixels each. Shanks bebe. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

You mean sit around and whine about Skyride?? Isnt that what DZ.com is for. In my mind, That is a dead issue right now. Bitch, Whine, Moan and complain all we want.. Skyride and their DZ`s are part of the USPA and will continue to be as long as there is a GM program. To me the real issue is that the USPA seems to have lost perspective on who they are supposed to representing. Not only is Skyride now a part of USPA, but the GM program means YOU are helping support Skyride. You see, the Group Membership program is not self-funded. The dues received are not equal to the expenses. The difference is made up by dues received from individual members. The last time there was a fuss like this, it was mostly Michael Hawkes, but the facts (and opinions) remain the same. Google.groups has some interesting echos. http://groups.google.com/group/rec.skydiving/browse_thread/thread/220e6e7ccd86dee9/918a608a8a8c6c6e Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Me neither, but I repeat myself. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

And since it's a boxer pic thread...a few of Minka's parents. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

....must....resist....but....oh....so....difficult.....the.....temptation.....is.....toooo..............strong I've already posted lots of pictures of Ally, and honestly, "adopting" Minka was mostly a step toward accepting that Ally is now my ex's dog. All I've had is a canine version of visitation rights for the last few years. Which pictures of Minka have I not posted here yet? Maybe Muttley can post some new ones today. Attached are the two most recent I have on my work computer, but she's substantially bigger now. She graduated puppy obedience last week and is probably close to 35 lbs, and yes, she still thinks she's a lap dog. It's hilarious watching her try to get in my or Muttley's lap when we're on the computer...she gives this accusing look like "Hey, what did you do with my spot? I left it right here and now most of it is gone!" Then she'll rest her head, chest, and forelegs on our laps with her hind legs still on the ground and take a nap (after much huffing & puffing & letting us know how difficult we're making her life). If we do let her up on our laps, her butt & hind legs are all that'll fit, so it becomes a full body hug with her head resting on our shoulders. Chelle - your dog looks very happy.