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  1. livendive
    Mmmm...brains!. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  2. livendive
    Welcome back Brandon. The Bonfire just wasn't the same without you for all this time. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    And did you like it? Why do you think I poke fun at her? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Only if you word it in a manner that suggests you think she wears your size. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I had exactly one person in mind when I opened this thread, and am not all that surprised to find you've beaten me. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I should be an uncle for the 4th time within the next week or so (my sister is due tomorrow). I've still got high hopes of reaching 40 without being a grandpa...only 375 more days! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  7. livendive
    Congrats...I'm friends with some of the guys who were just making your life hell.
  8. livendive
    Or switch to moose. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  9. livendive
    http://www.vat19.com/dvds/body-gard-5-in-1-emergency-tool.cfm What he said, but the webpage also says that every door includes a manual override. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  10. livendive
    It's foosball, not fuzball...you got that scrotum thread on the brain? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  11. livendive
    Yes, but he got more replies. I think this definitely qualifies as throwing UP! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  12. livendive
    I don't think I'm far behind Muenkel, and I haven't been banned. I don't think I've even been warned. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  13. livendive
    That. I found myself doing this somewhat frequently on my no video jumps this year. Gotta do something to pass the time. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  14. livendive
    So the ranger didn't know of any since 1990? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  15. livendive
    I listened to the audiobook earlier this year and thought it was hysterical. Two thumbs up! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  16. livendive
    It stops being your money when you pay your taxes. At that point it belongs to your government, to be spent as they deem appropriate. Whose government? Our government. Whose money? Our money. "My money" is a perfectly reasonable subset of "our money." Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  17. livendive
    Perfect. That means all the media and whuffos will go to ASC. Hopefully they'll call the 800 number for directions. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Given that the contest was for the "LDS Church News" weekly supplement, I think it's ok. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  19. livendive
    That didn't last long. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I make it my policy to never answer a woman's questions on health issues without first conducting a thorough breast exam. Please forward pictures for me to examine, after which I'm sure to have an answer for your question. You can never be too careful! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  21. livendive
    Sure ya can!!! Just look down your shirt. Meh, I see those everyday. So do I, but I don't seem to find the view diminished at all as a result. Blues, Dave Don't worry Dave....I took care of your girl I'm just waiting for her to forward it.
  22. livendive
    "Partner" is odd, but "Ess Ohh" isn't? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  23. livendive
    Sure ya can!!! Just look down your shirt. Meh, I see those everyday. So do I, but I don't seem to find the view diminished at all as a result. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  24. livendive
    Thinking of dragging your teeth a little, just to be courteous? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  25. livendive
    It's wierd for men to be asked "what do you mean"? Unlike our feminine counterparts, we generally mean just what we say. If talking about work, he meant an equal he works with. If talking about home, he meant the person he sleeps with. If talking about recreation, he meant a teammate of some sort. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)