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  1. livendive
    Sorry to hear that Chelle. I'm missing my Grandma this Christmas more this year than I was last year, even though it's been a year and a half. Here's my sincerest wishes that her passing is peaceful and your grief short-lived. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I never made my own phone, and don't remember the exact details of my last rotary call, but yeah, I remember most of that stuff. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I pay for a bunch of crap I don't want in order to get a bunch of crap I do want. Cell phone + 5Mb cable internet + pretty much all the TV channels including the Hi Def and premium channels and DVR...all adds up to around $300/month. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    38, cell only Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Hopefully it's obvious. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I'm bumping this just to see if I can get it lined up next to the "what dz.commer do you fantasize about" thread. Hopefully it'll put an idea in her head. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!!!! Walt I'm still listening to the Harlem one...for like the 4th or 5th time. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I've got a funny story about a couple of weeks ago....or so I'm told. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    That's fucking hilarious! Here's arguably one of the best white singing groups around, The Mormon Tabernacle Choir versus The Harlem Gospel Choir. I searched and searched for the Jennifer Holliday + full gospel choir doing "Short People" at a funeral on Ally McBeal, but it was removed from youtube due to a copyright thing. You'll just have to trust me that it was incredibly better than this. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    What he said. If I wanted to go to a church to wish Jesus a happy birthday, it'd have to include a bunch of big fat black women singing to bring down the roof. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Fromt the same article: Well shit...if that's the case, my S-3 is now on the market, cuz I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    In WA, we have to pick one primary or the other to vote in, but not till the last second. I haven't yet decided which one I'll be voting in this time around. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I think I'm still registered as a democrat and have not yet decided which primary I'm going to vote in. It'll either be Obama or Paul, and I'm starting to lean more towards the latter. Another factor for me, and a growing percentage of the population, is I have no landline for pollsters to call me on. I don't know what the political demographics of the "cell only" crowd are, but I imagine they deviate at least somewhat from the population as a whole. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Ummm....hello....she's wearing a dress made of toilet paper! It'd take a pretty hot chick to make me look past that fact, and she just doesn't fit the bill. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Oh, my bad. I thought you were working for her dad at Haskell Construction and studying business, with expectations to start in the low 6 figures as soon as you graduate. I guess the only thing constant is change. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    So is this gonna make you unemployed too? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    My daughter is now older than I was when she was born and hasn't yet caught pregnancy. I consider that a nice step in the right direction. Hopefully it'll be another 6-16 years and she'll have an established career and a loving husband before she turns me into a grandpa. What gets me about this story is, if I understand the news correctly, this 16 year old girl's parents let her move in with her 19 year old boyfriend. Is it any surprise she's pregnant? I wouldn't feel bad about throwing a stone at that particular wall, if I actually cared. It just goes to show that foolishness knows no socioeconomic boundaries. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    If I were foolish enough to watch this come down the aisle toward me and not bolt for freedom, I'd deserve whatever pain the marriage might bring. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Yes. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    On the flip-side of that coin, whenever I call someone "BillyVance", they usually get offended to the point of fisticuffs. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    A good hubby wouldn't be postwhoring on dz.com right now, he'd be cleaning up before the damn maid gets there. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I don't recall anything unusual happening when Muttley & I stayed there the night before flying out to Dublin. I mean sure, there were more naked bodies in the hot tub than most whuffos would probably consider normal, but what the fuck do they know? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Guy, I've only got the last 12 or 13 years. Are you looking for a specific issue? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I wouldn't be too hasty about that. Maybe they can go to Lamaze class together. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  25. livendive
    This year my christmas shopping has been lots of little stuff for our new house. Well, this (with slightly different upholstery on the chairs) isn't particularly little. It'll easily seat 8 and is much bigger in the house than it was on the showroom floor. We got it earlier than Christmas too, so we could have skydivers over for Thanksgiving dinner two days after we moved in. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)