GaryRay

how about you Harden the fu(k up. JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

are you able to upload tivo stuff to the internet or anywhere for that? JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

2 jews walk into a bar. They buy it. JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

i can give ya some fromunda cheese if you would like. JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

gather round friends, do i have a story for you. so no shit there we were, stuntbabex and i were at the rock climbing gym getting our climb on. dude behind the counter has a closing pin and a 3ring necklace on, stoked and figuring we will get some good deal on the rental gear (that i had to rent b/c im a fake climber for now :P) start up, or shall i say attempt to start up, a conversation by saying blue skies. *cricket, Cricket* hmm ok, so we just come out and ask where he jumps, tells us that he jumps at perris so we are kind of stoked since its right next to 'snore, my home. start talking to the guy a little more and his story ends up being he thought the necklace looked cool and he did a single tandem but he wanted to do more and his wife didnt let him. *raises laugh sign* same place about 2hrs later we are already climbing for a while, im working on a dyno that the whore already did. show me up again bitch, gonna get the shank!, sorry just a tangent. im belaying for her and start laying my mac on this britney girl, her BF comes over and starts working his mac on me, i smacked him. *didnt really happen* but her guy friend started talking to me and skydiving of course came up and he starts telling me that he jumps. this guy "jumps" at 'snore. that being my home DZ you would think i have at least recognized him but i gave him the benefit of the doubt b/c he said he comes in once a month and rents gear. he also mentions that he is going there after climbing and that he has 150 jumps and jumps a 190. i start enquiring about what kind of rig he is looking at or what type of canopy or anything that would normally stir up a conversation, well at this point stuntbabex and I are actually kind of stoked about going to jump to finish off the day, so we go down to 'snore not fully expecting to see this dude but he never even showed up, i checked to see if anything was rented. story of my life x2 same day within 2hrs. so my question to you guys.....WTF BITCHES!!!! we need to make a requirement to be allowed to wear a closing pin or a 3 ring, not just sell them to anyone. also WTF BITCHES!!!! need to tap the whuffo's chicks before the fucker cock blocks. enjoy JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

well Yuma, Az to be exact. gonna be jumping in Eloy as much as possible. any DZ.com'rs wanna meet up? JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

But I say that all the time thank you for proving my point ;) JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

"I like cheese" JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

http://site.velocitysportswear.com/couchfreaks2008/CouchFreaks2008.html EDIT: better clicky clicky JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

i want my log to have a really good camera to capture what i did on my jump and log everything from airspeed to fall rate to when i opened my parachute and anything else it could possibly do, but i dont want to wear it, i want to be able to leave it in my gear bag and it just know so i dont have to enter anything ever again =D, i is lazy. JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

congrats dude, now its time for you to do what is important and go jump out of a fucking plane! JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

good tactic don, i gotta try that one =D JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

Harden the fuck up! JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

i have one of them, we call her Footsie. JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

Mine's is not proper english. its against the law to say that. JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

thats not a sled, its a bicycle! JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

Sent mine from Cali. looks like an awesome DZ. JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

FWIW its called the mantis position, its exactly what you said, a different way to fly your body, if you get used to it great, if not then after you fly with your instructor go back to the "W" position. glad ya learned something, im still trying to get to the tunnel to work on some things. great learning tool. JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

oh ok then lol, im not trying to screw anyone out of money. what do i know about bottles older than I :). JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

quiet squeak!!! i know how to treat a fine bottle of liquor. i promise i will treat it right and not "polish" it off. maybe let it sit on my mantle until the night i propose to that special girl or when my brother finally gets laid, or any other rare and special occasion =D but never all in 1 night. JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

you at elsinore next weekend then? =D JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

Nice try. ROFL, never heard more truer words, oh and "Harden the fuck up!" JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

damn Lisa, i would take it too, can you cut it in half? =D JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

hey way to go being a jackass on the 7th anniversary, how bout wait a day or 2 and let us have our fucking day to remember then you can blast all the military leaders. ya know, i have like no filter for any fucking thing but i dont go around criticizing the leaders that are faced with new and troubling shit for the job htey did, they did the best they could with the knowledge they had. next day is december 7th, wanna start research for how the US fucked that one up to? lets start criticizing you on 19 February 1942, do you even know what that day was? ill refresh, 19 Feb 1942 the japanese attacked main land australia in the city of Darwin killing atleast 243 people. sorry im a few months early i will try and rub it in then. if you even try to remember that day. JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

im gonna beat you with a loaf of bread stupid guito, isnt there a cannoli you can be sucking on? btw IAW urban dictionary i spelled guito correctly. JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com